Germinating a seed in my mouth

jackinthebox

jackinthebox

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Well it started as just throwing a seed in my mouth, while I was breaking up bud, but now im curious to see if I can get the seed to sprout in my mouth.

Its been in there for 5 hours now, brushing my teeth was a bit hard, but I did it, and im currently eating right now. Im just keeping it on the top of my mouth, in my cheek.

You guys think this could work?
 
Steve

Steve

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haha doubtful as there are enzymes in your mouth like amylase that break up starches and proteins and such...
 
Cearid

Cearid

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keep trying though it sounds like a good idea...what a stealth way that would be to germ seeds...not that you need to stealth out on that but its still cool
 
jackinthebox

jackinthebox

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hahha, good point steve = 0

Yeah I guess ill just keep it in there, see what happens. Feels like it is breaking apart though... lol, kinda weird.
 
BongReaper

BongReaper

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lmao thats some funny shit, i cant believe u haven't swallowed it, u have some control. I dont think it will work though but then again ive never tried it myself
 
homegrownboy

homegrownboy

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LMAO...he's gonna wake up 1 morning with buds growing out his ass...we should call it personal hydroponics, but ya seriously, i doubt it would work at all
 
BongReaper

BongReaper

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ahahaha holy shit u got me tweakin, yeah jackinthebox dont swallow while ur sleeping lol funny shit homegrownboy
 
homegrownboy

homegrownboy

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ya man i'm still chuckling about it with my girlfriend, too funny...reminds me....this should go on the "How you can tell there under 18" forum, even though i know your older...i hope:?...but have it say "if i put a seed in my mouth can i grow dope?"
 
jackinthebox

jackinthebox

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well im glad you guys are having a kick out of it lol.

Yeah im doubtfull that it will work, im about to go to bed, kinda scared that ima swallow it while im sleepin.

Like you guys said, prolly wont work... but I dont think anyone has tried lol. Its turning a very dark color. Started out all brown, but now its all black.

if it sprout ima just keep growing it in my mouth. It'll be easy to grow, im outdoors all the time, so ill just keep my mouth open for 18 hours, then just close it for the other 6.
 
BongReaper

BongReaper

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ahahaha, hey shove an airhose up ur ass and inhale some co2 every now and then, u'll be shittin buds in no time, this should also read
WARNING: seeds should be planted in females only, planting seeds in males will only earn you a diseased crop.
 
homegrownboy

homegrownboy

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O MAN now i'm laughin all over again...too funny, but hey if it works i wanna be first smoke some with you....actually then again...forget it..i KNOW where they came from:spew:
 
Cearid

Cearid

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Man I love how a thread goes from being about germing a seed in your mouth to sprouting plants out your ass and shittin' buds....for real tho I will smoke the shit buds... :weed:
 
homegrownboy

homegrownboy

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hey i'm stoned and i don't care, good for laughs..and we all know that laughter is the best medicine, at least were not flamming each other:joint:
 
Cearid

Cearid

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dude I hear you, I must be stoned i think I agreed to smoke shit buds??? maybe its like dirt weed?
 
BongReaper

BongReaper

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hey theres another one for "how u know there under 18" - "is schwag shitty weed because it comes from peoples asses"
 
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