hahahaha i just found a brownie in my garage

it doesnt belong to me so i think its my fathers! it was sitting in a coffee mug all wrapped up and it wasnt there yesterday i figured i was hungry anyways so id eat it plus i was curious...yanno.

i didnt know my old man partied like this

now i gotta apologize to him when he realizes its gone. i should hand him a joint instead

this is such a creeper high! i dont have treats very often

you shoulda ate some of it, and then confronted him like you was his daddy "father.." "yea, whats up".. "Father, please.. come sit next to me... ya know.. I was in the garage the other day.. and I found your mug.. here you go dad... and next to it, was this curious specimen... which I thought was a brownie, so I ate some of it... seemed harmless enough father.. come to find out.. there's drugs in this father... Where did you learn this father? Where? Answer me father.. I wanna know... do you know how dissapointed I am in you father?"..lol.. hopefully he has a good enough sense of humor that he'd look back at youu and say "YOU ALRIGHT? i LEARNED IT BY WTACHING YOU SON!"..lol.. I'd pay the price of a movie theater ticket to watch that perfrmance if you could keep a straight face..lol..

I would hook him up with something ASAP, he is going to be so let down when he goes to eat that and its gone
At least I would hope that I would get hooked up if my son stole my brownie stash

I only stole it to see if he really was getting high!

Maybe he just recently started. He's on month two of quitting cigs (been smokin last 30 years) so maybe he needs something to cope and maybe a joint would be too much like cigs.

BackDoorMan that'd be hilarious except he's known for the past 2 years about my daily pot use haha

Are you sure it is actually a weed brownie? It seems like if he quit smoking cigs than he would enjoy smoking pot more than eating it
Or maybe that is why it is a pot brownie, because he doesn't want to smoke at all... I don't know lol

exactly and im sure it was i'm still a little high off of it. i hadn't smoked for 5 hours before i ate it and i definitely got high

thats what im thinking he doesn't want to smoke at all.

a lot of cig smokers are addicted to "hand to mouth" just as much as the nicotine

JustAnotherFriedDay said:

I only stole it to see if he really was getting high!

Maybe he just recently started. He's on month two of quitting cigs (been smokin last 30 years) so maybe he needs something to cope and maybe a joint would be too much like cigs.

BackDoorMan that'd be hilarious except he's known for the past 2 years about my daily pot use haha

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It'd still be funny.. I do shit like that to chris sometimes.. Like when I went back home, I went and was all serious.. tellin him about the dangers of drug use and making bad decisions, and was like "so.. just think about that while i'm gone cuz... i'm serious.. now i'mma go pick up this bag of weed.. i'll be back.."...

Haha fuzzy i feel bad now!

im gonna roll him one and go stick it in that mug

BackDoorMan said:

It'd still be funny.. I do shit like that to chris sometimes.. Like when I went back home, I went and was all serious.. tellin him about the dangers of drug use and making bad decisions, and was like "so.. just think about that while i'm gone cuz... i'm serious.. now i'mma go pick up this bag of weed.. i'll be back.."...

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haha yeah i'm not a huge fan of sarcasm but that would actually be pretty funny.

i don't know who chris is but i'm assuming its your pops

Subscribed just to see if your dad is enough of a stoner to actually think he left a doobie in there and not a brownie LOL

haha no way he'd be very secretive of it! i figure thats one of the reasons he had a brownie.

would be awesome if my dad switched to weed from cigs.

he doesn't drink alcohol at all either. went cold turkey after his late 20s so i figure he likely needs something to cope

Maybe you should try to replace it then, I'd feel bad.

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Haha fuzzy i feel bad now!

im gonna roll him one and go stick it in that mug

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I dont blame you! I LOVE brownees, and to imagine the site of an empty brownee space! horrific! but im glad u replaced it.