Help me...i may have to take a court drug test in 14 days.

I only smoke 1 time a day and I take maybe 4 hits off the old jibber. Not sure what I have to do to pass this test but I don't drink regular pop only sugar free. I drink my coffee black. I drink beers as well. I'm 6 2 and weight about 250lbs. What do I do? I have no clue what is needed for me to pass but I can't fail this test!


Please help a brother out!

Xtra clean.
or synthetic urine.

Quit, 14 days ago.

no card?-

certo.

How long do u have? Synthetic is trash. They test for it now. If u have 4-6 days u can niacin it up @2500 mg a day. But be ready to burn and give at least a day without it before peeing as hey test for raised niacin levels as well. Otherwise honesty is the best policy. Be straight and they tend to be more friendly

get a cert today-

smoke tomorrow.

" who me? never smoked the shit a day in my life till i gat this here paper, your Honor."

hypothetically-

of course. the po sees that cert and it's game over.

I have 14 days. My lawyer said mmj card makes no difference.

Stop now take niacin for a week drink nothing but water til the day off from here on out. Saunas and jogs will help too

Vale worked for me. I'm about your size. But I smoked a lot more. Do not offer to just piss in her mouth. No fuckin sense of humor in them bitches.


Good luck

PS
Get a better lawyer!!!!!!

Called my lawyer and had him reschedule. I now have 35 days to clean up. If I don't smoke at all and just do my normal thing will I be able to pass?

Likely. However everyone's different. I had a buddy that smoked down wig me for a week while on a ski trip and pissed hot for almost 2 months. The levels dropped consistently so he didn't get violated but it took forever to piss clean. Whereas I made it 4 years on probation smoking like a fresh fire. I took niacin daily and upped the dose from 500-2500mg when I felt like there was a test coming and never failed a test. Times and testing procedures have changed since tho. Unfortunately. The very chromatography machines we depend on to know our cannabis potency is used by most labs to analyze suspect samples or confirm a possible false positive. Hplc is extremely accurate so its hard to cheat if its sent to a lab. Dip test aren't too bad

If you quit smoking now you might but you could still have a little in your fat cells... I would second Murphy and drink Certo.. I'm 7-0 on piss tests using certo and have smoked the day before.

I mix 2 packets of certo in a large 1/2g bottle of cranberry juice and drink 2 hours before the test, it's rough but just chug it as quick as possible. (I've heard gatoraid is ok too but cranberry juice is a diuretic and makes you piss faster) You want to piss one time after you drink it when you first feel like you can go, don't worry you'll have to go again.. then save the rest for your test. When you piss in the cup you want to piss in the toilet a little first, the contaminated urine will be the first to come out.

I've never failed due to dilution this way either, but I suggest eating lots of red meat the 2 days before your test also.

BTW< Niacin in doses high enough to pass you a piss test are not good for you.

GL, but YOU CAN get this to work. I know a few people that have been able to continue their Medical Cannabis use, while on probation. Of course, mileage may vary depending on county, PO, PA, Judge ect.

Ofcourse the charge im sure may be part of the hurdles to get around as well.

Call the ACLU TODAY!!!!!! NOW. this can be the 1st step involved.

i know for sure-

the law says explicitly. once a doc SAYS, you need it, NO prsecution.

the po says "okie dokie"

I have some clean out i never used,Called Total eclipse, Assure Detox, max strenght....Oh and strawberry mango flavor, never opened!!!

Does it work?

doesnt drinking lots of water flush your system with out having to buy masking agents????????/

No the certo works because it binds itself to the tch molecules and you shit it out instead of pissing it.. From my understanding anyways. You can pass by dilution but you have to not get caught being diluted..

Anyways, I've aid all I'm saying.. passing piss test posts always become big arguments, I'm out.