Help my retired drug lord neighbour

Hi all

So i live next to this Puruvian filthy rich guy who has like a jungle imitating house on a mountain side next to mine with all kinds of lavishness. Including an elephant, yes people a fucking elephant. He gets me weird errands sometimes and i always share my weed with him. lately hes been obsessing with bho and wants to get his elephant really caned on the stuff. How would you go about getting an elephant stoned? And yes i know iuts wrong its not his choice etc etc what do you want me to do? the guys a kim jung il type of guy hes gonna do it no matter what i might as well help him do it in the safest way possible for the animall.
So how would you stone an elephant? Bear in mind this guy will spend whatever if it makes him chuckle.

First I'd determine if cannabis or cannabis products have any toxic effects on elephants. Your best bet would be oral ingestion I think...

I can't imagine the elephant wants to smoke.



Also we wanna see pics of this for sure...

Fuck knows but the next time I'm on the AP-7 I'm turning off! I'll take the pictures!

Ps im not joking. I've been driving coz the car is insured, not the driver. WHEN?

What kind of elephant, Asian or African? It makes a difference

You'd also want to use indica based cannabis....better a couch locked elephant than an anxious paranoid one

Oh man thats some real live problems right there! LOL last time i got my elephant high i ended up just hot boxing with him.

mrgreengrower said:

Oh man thats some real live problems right there! LOL last time i got my elephant high i ended up just hot boxing with him.

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There's only two ways to do this thing.

Singlemalt said:

What kind of elephant, Asian or African? It makes a difference

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If you aren't sure the difference, offer the elephants a math book or a An Al green cd, whatever item the elephant chooses will guide you toward it's heritage.
Hope this helps.

a senile fungus said:

First I'd determine if cannabis or cannabis products have any toxic effects on elephants

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The best way to figure things like this out, is to get said animal and just give it to them.

Then you don't have to determine shit.

It seems to be a much better solution would be to stone your neighbor with real rocks.

Pretty much what i had in mind, i did think id need more bho though cause the tent will be bigger in volume but principle ought to work.