help passing random home drug tests!

Turn around and tell them to fuck off are they threatening to kick you out or something?

My parents HATE drugs, be it getting drunk, or smoking a joint, they asked me do you toke, I told them yes, deal with it.

Parents get to guide their children, not control them (unless they are 10 years old, you get the idea). How old are you? Seems odd for parents to do such things for an adult.

Ahh telling them to fuck off means they make your life hell. Unless your the rebel type like myself. If you really love pot like me and you fight for it.. they will eventually accept it because they will learn that they simply cant stop you from smoking. MAybe sending them some links to some insperational medical marijuana stories with a high cbd strain helping an epilectic child. The more you can make pot look like abuprofin, the better!! Im hoping your in a medical state?? Because that will go a long way in convincing them

^^^^Kids, If you dont like your parents rules here's a suggestion...MOVE

Jay87lx said:

^^^^Kids, If you dont like your parents rules here's a suggestion...MOVE

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Haha true that. But I didnt move out because of my parents, i just wanted to grow the fuck up! Now im growing pot, what a beautiful thing!

But if you want to use pee or anything, you can store it for a couple of weeks then it starts looking weird and smelling and shit so if you have a constant source of clean piss then go for it. If you have a couple days planning you could use niacin 500mg and drink a gallon of water and that might flush you if you arent a fatass... (thc is stored in fat cells). Hit the sauna at your gym for about 30-45 minutes atleast. if you do that and if there is a jamba juice around your place get a wheat grass shot. Its supposed to clean your system completely in 24 hours or somethin. Used to do that little detox system 2-3 days before my court ordered piss tests and it worked. Nobody is gonna stop me from smokin kush, neither should you.

be repectfull of your parents they won't be around forevor. play by their rules in their house. hit the books and get into a decent colledge. in colledge you can party all you like and it will be the time of your life. don't fuck it up so you don't get that expirience. and don't just go, get a good degree becouse you'll need a good job to purchase good ganja and have your own children to piss test and play games with. thats what life is about. and if you think you'll just grow your own well that there takes some cash itself, a tad more than you would like at times.
fuck it all up now at your age and you'll be smoking the dregs in your parents basement all your life.

Sucks, but deal with it. Their home, their rules. I never even drank in my parent's house. Never even thought about it. They didn't approve of drinking, smoking, etc. I figured it was their home, their right. Don't get me wrong, I never had any strict rules or anything, my folks never came down on me, actually, I had awesome, supportive parents and I never wanted to disrespect them. I decided I wanted to be able to "party" in my home, so I moved out. Even 15 years later, when I sold my house and moved in with my dad to help him out before he passed, I didn't even drink in his house.

Live life, respect people's wishes, in their homes(including your parents). There will be plenty of time for blazing when you get your own place.

I know it's a little shitty now, but get a little patience....One day you'll be out on your own and can do whatever you want...hell, one day you'll be 65 years old like I am wondering where in the hell the time went. The previous two posters nailed it. Respect your parents..you're lucky to have some that seem to actually care about you....a little misguided, perhaps, it's their house, but they care.

Well, if you're living with your parents, in your parents house of which they pay the bills then you have no choice but to quit smoking until you leave home. If youre an adult(18+), have a job and have friends who have their own place, why don't you move in with them and offer to pay rent?

If you're under 18, then you're a minor and should just give up until you're 18 as you shouldn't even be smoking cigarettes or drinking yet, let alone Smoking Cannabis!