Hey look....
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Chunky Stool
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And now UR gay. 
Chunky Stool
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But seriously, if someone asked me what a mummified pharaoh penis looks like...
medviper
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did you find one that resembled female genitalia?
if so you could've had a perpetual bag of cheetos everyday had you not devoured the male...
blu3bird
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I've always beenAnd now UR gay.
blu3bird
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I washed my hands before I ate lunch, if that counts for something
Chunky Stool
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I'd eat that
Dr.Amber Trichome
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I found a match today that kinda looked like a penis so I lit it and did a big bong hit.
tyler.durden
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That's so weird. I found a penis today shaped like a Cheeto. I also ate it...
Chunky Stool
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There's a virgin Mary joke here somewhere...
Singlemalt
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Hope you performed the required ritual ablutions prior to eating it; much like Communion. If unclean, uh oh yer ass is grass. Gotta get right with the gods
raratt
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A guy went to a Dr because his penis was orange. The Dr was asking questions to find out what a possible cause was:
Dr: So does your girlfriend have this also?
Guy: I don't have a girlfriend.
Dr: Have you had sex with someone before this happened?
Guy: It's been a long time since I've had sex with anyone.
Dr. OK so what do you do with your time off?
Guy: Mostly just sit around, get stoned, watch porn, and eat Cheetos.
Dr: So does your girlfriend have this also?
Guy: I don't have a girlfriend.
Dr: Have you had sex with someone before this happened?
Guy: It's been a long time since I've had sex with anyone.
Dr. OK so what do you do with your time off?
Guy: Mostly just sit around, get stoned, watch porn, and eat Cheetos.
WeedFreak78
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Such a presidential Cheetos, tiny and orange...
