How Do I Ask Someone For Weed

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Samsmokes

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So I’m kinda a newbie to all this. My older sibling was my “plug” for most of last year. She’s off at college now. I asked my friend if she could hook me up with her plug. She gave me his insta and snap. Idk how to bring it up with him. I’ve never spoken to or met this dude before. What’s a not awkward way to ask him for weed? How to I say that?? Should I just straight out ask him or ease into it??
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Samsmokes said:
So I’m kinda a newbie to all this. My older sibling was my “plug” for most of last year. She’s off at college now. I asked my friend if she could hook me up with her plug. She gave me his insta and snap. Idk how to bring it up with him. I’ve never spoken to or met this dude before. What’s a not awkward way to ask him for weed? How to I say that?? Should I just straight out ask him or ease into it??
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Don't say plug.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Samsmokes said:
Ok??
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You asked for advice on how not to be awkward. I replied "don't say plug".

A normal person would ask their "friend" to vouch and make the introduction to the Weed man for them. Eliminating any awkwardness on your part. And paranoia on theirs.

You could also take the 21st century approach and hit them up on Instagram and be like "hey I heard you got the fire, hook me up and I'll suck your dick to prove I'm not a cop".
 
THC-CK

THC-CK

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Literally, just message them and refer to the person that referred you so they know you're legit.

Ask how they like to communicate, and be discreet but professional.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Samsmokes said:
So I’m kinda a newbie to all this. My older sibling was my “plug” for most of last year. She’s off at college now. I asked my friend if she could hook me up with her plug. She gave me his insta and snap. Idk how to bring it up with him. I’ve never spoken to or met this dude before. What’s a not awkward way to ask him for weed? How to I say that?? Should I just straight out ask him or ease into it??
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OK you may wanna keep an Alka-Seltzer handy for this.

Take it, roll on the floor in a fake seizure foaming WEEEED
WEEEEED
Get back to us should that fail.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Samsmokes said:
So I’m kinda a newbie to all this. My older sibling was my “plug” for most of last year. She’s off at college now. I asked my friend if she could hook me up with her plug. She gave me his insta and snap. Idk how to bring it up with him. I’ve never spoken to or met this dude before. What’s a not awkward way to ask him for weed? How to I say that?? Should I just straight out ask him or ease into it??
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How old are you?
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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This is all excellent advice, as per usual. I would buy a fake badge and gun, and catch him outside and say, 'POLICE! ON THE GROUND, MOTHERFUCKER!!!' Then reveal that you were just kidding, and ask him for some weed. He'll be SO relived. You'll both laugh, maybe go for a beer, and become great friends. That's how it plays out in my head, anyway. Good luck, and let us know which approach you decide to use. They're all gold...
 
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neosapien

neosapien

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Samsmokes said:
So I’m kinda a newbie to all this. My older sibling was my “plug” for most of last year. She’s off at college now. I asked my friend if she could hook me up with her plug. She gave me his insta and snap. Idk how to bring it up with him. I’ve never spoken to or met this dude before. What’s a not awkward way to ask him for weed? How to I say that?? Should I just straight out ask him or ease into it??
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Woah Woah Woah. I apologize. I did not read your thread very thoroughly. Do you have any pictures of this "older sibling" that's "off at college"? This will help. Trust me.
 
jerryb73

jerryb73

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neosapien said:
You asked for advice on how not to be awkward. I replied "don't say plug".

A normal person would ask their "friend" to vouch and make the introduction to the Weed man for them. Eliminating any awkwardness on your part. And paranoia on theirs.

You could also take the 21st century approach and hit them up on Instagram and be like "hey I heard you got the fire, hook me up and I'll suck your dick to prove I'm not a cop".
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Neo 2020

#Modforthepeople
 
PadawanWarrior

PadawanWarrior

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Samsmokes said:
So I’m kinda a newbie to all this. My older sibling was my “plug” for most of last year. She’s off at college now. I asked my friend if she could hook me up with her plug. She gave me his insta and snap. Idk how to bring it up with him. I’ve never spoken to or met this dude before. What’s a not awkward way to ask him for weed? How to I say that?? Should I just straight out ask him or ease into it??
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Have your sister message him first and ask him if he's cool with it. And if he is, don't call him a plug, haha.
 
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