How do i train my new pet rat

LetsGetCritical

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Apr 8, 2015

• #1

Hi, I caught this rat in cage trap in my man cave. I was wondering, how does I train it to do little rat tricks and such like as in rat Mr Jingles in the great based on a true story movie The Green Mile? thanks in advance.

 

Unclebaldrick

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Apr 8, 2015

• #2

Peanut butter seems like a good idea. Check him for allergies though. We all know how dangerous that shit is.

 

Gary Goodson

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Apr 8, 2015

• #3

Didn't ol Johnny bring Mr. Jingles back to life @Unclebaldrick? So fuck it, feed him whatever and if it goes south we'll find us a John Coffey.

 

LetsGetCritical

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Apr 8, 2015

• #4

Gary Goodson said:

Didn't ol Johnny bring Mr. Jingles back to life @Unclebaldrick? So fuck it, feed him whatever and if it goes south we'll find us a John Coffey.

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mr coffey resuscitated mr jingles and then mr jingles went to ratworld when the owner dude got fried

 

Unclebaldrick

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Apr 8, 2015

• #5

Gary Goodson said:

Didn't ol Johnny bring Mr. Jingles back to life @Unclebaldrick? So fuck it, feed him whatever and if it goes south we'll find us a John Coffey.

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Never saw it.

But chicks dig rats. That's never been in dispute. The OP is going to be super popular when the Dead take it back n the road. Hafta beat them hippy chicks off wit a stick.

 

HoLE

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Apr 8, 2015

• #6

If you caught it then it's wild,,,first you have to gain it's trust,,get a bigger cage and transfer it into it,,,with water food and some rat playground shit,,,feed it treats and in time you may tame it enough to open the cage and let it out,,,I just watched a couple of u tube vids and they are pretty smart,,I don't know if I would trust a wild one though,,anyway,,good luck

 

Unclebaldrick

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Apr 8, 2015

• #7

HoLE said:

If you caught it then it's wild,,,first you have to gain it's trust,,get a bigger cage and transfer it into it,,,with water food and some rat playground shit,,,feed it treats and in time you may tame it enough to open the cage and let it out,,,I just watched a couple of u tube vids and they are pretty smart,,I don't know if I would trust a wild one though,,anyway,,good luck

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What about bitches?

 

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mainliner

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Apr 8, 2015

• #8

buy it an auto eat

 

HoLE

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Apr 8, 2015

• #9

Unclebaldrick said:

What about bitches?

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Completely untrainable

 

Shaka Zulu

Member

Apr 8, 2015

• #10

Dip the rat in radioactive sludge then leave it in a sewer with turtles.

 

BarnBuster

Virtually Unknown Member

Apr 8, 2015

• #11

I'd be more worried about the rest of them. there's never just one

 

abe supercro

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Apr 8, 2015

• #12

A ways back, a friend and I were walking on Central Park South around 3:00am. Suddenly a pack of rats stampeded towards us from within the shadows of the park. There were hundreds of them all squeaking, which added to the terror. Spontaneous sprinting ensued. We outran that mischief of rats, but for a few seconds I could feel them nipping at the air by my heels.

 

Terry385

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Apr 8, 2015

• #13

Here Kitty Kitty.....

 

Hookabelly

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Apr 8, 2015

• #14

@LetsGetCritical I'd clean your "man cave" first. You don't want to wake up one night to one of those gnawing your lip off.

 

theexpress

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Apr 8, 2015

• #15

Buy it a hamster wheel... You like rats bro? Come to Chicago we got rats as big cats in the alleys...

 

HoLE

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Apr 8, 2015

• #16

Buddy of mine had a basement rental in a shitty part of Toronto and said he woke up one morning and from the couch could see 3 cat sized rats looking at him from the kitchen like he didn't belong there

 

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mainliner

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Apr 8, 2015

• #17

 

WeedFreak78

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Apr 8, 2015

• #18

Best pet I ever owned, loved the herb, smaoke and she'd eat it if it was out, the bitch, drank jack and coke with me, jack straight..albino came whenever I called, didn't need a top on the cage

 

bu$hleaguer

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Apr 8, 2015

• #19

Give it plenty of calmag. Can never go too hard with calmag.

 

Doobius1

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Apr 8, 2015

• #20

Dont train it man. Even if you do, no one will believe you and you will end up living on a park bench with your rat in a shoebox begging for money.