How do you start your morning??

captiankush · Mar 11, 2010

Okay, so my girl was observing my wake up routine and starting in on me about how my routine is "crazy for a stoner" to quote her.

I thought I would ask my fellow stoners how they wake up.

My routine is to get out of bed,brush my teeth, go to the kitchen to put water on the stove for coffee. I work out while I wait for my water to boil, takes about 5-7 mins with my stove. My workout is just basic exercises consisting of push ups, crunches and light stretching.

After my workout I have coffee and a cig on my deck. Followed by bong rips of whatever sativa I am smoking that week and I am ready to start my day!

I don't think my routine is all that strange, even for a stoner but my girl disagrees...what do my fellow RIU'ers think??

CK

spleefed · Mar 11, 2010

Wake up between 4:30 and 5:00 am. Take a piss, go into the kitchen and pour a cup of coffee(set by timer) and go out to the garage for a smoke if it's cold out or to the patio if it's nice out. Back inside to watch the news for an hour or so and then hit the shower and off to work. I like to get to the office 30 to 45 minutes early every day so I can read the paper and have coffee in peace and quite. I don't rip bongs or bowls until the work day is done.

COgrow · Mar 11, 2010

Sounds good to me. Your workout is more than I start the day with! I need the Sativa before I even feel alive!

...... · Mar 11, 2010

wake up at like 10
brush teeth
take shower
workout
go on riu/myspace/apply for more jobs lol
play madden
wait for whoever feels like coming over with something to do.

I cant wait until I can get off house arrest.

captiankush · Mar 11, 2010

...... said:
go on riu/myspace/apply for more jobs lol

lol, I feel ya there.

CK

dew-b · Mar 11, 2010

captiankush said:
Okay, so my girl was observing my wake up routine and starting in on me about how my routine is "crazy for a stoner" to quote her.

I thought I would ask my fellow stoners how they wake up.

My routine is to get out of bed,brush my teeth, go to the kitchen to put water on the stove for coffee. I work out while I wait for my water to boil, takes about 5-7 mins with my stove. My workout is just basic exercises consisting of push ups, crunches and light stretching.

After my workout I have coffee and a cig on my deck. Followed by bong rips of whatever sativa I am smoking that week and I am ready to start my day!

I don't think my routine is all that strange, even for a stoner but my girl disagrees...what do my fellow RIU'ers think??

CK

i get up hop in my wheelchair grab a dew( my coffee) then play diablo while smoking a cig. if i don't have dialysis that day i smoke a bowl after my first dew. don't have to brush teeth any more got them knocked out fighting when younger. after playing diablo i get on the net . surf riu

Punatic · Mar 11, 2010

open my eyes , realize I am still alive, try to swing my legs over the side of the bed and stand up, thank god when I do, Grab my cane and head for the bathroom.

DocDoom85 · Mar 11, 2010

captiankush said:
Okay, so my girl was observing my wake up routine and starting in on me about how my routine is "crazy for a stoner" to quote her.

I thought I would ask my fellow stoners how they wake up.

My routine is to get out of bed,brush my teeth, go to the kitchen to put water on the stove for coffee. I work out while I wait for my water to boil, takes about 5-7 mins with my stove. My workout is just basic exercises consisting of push ups, crunches and light stretching.

After my workout I have coffee and a cig on my deck. Followed by bong rips of whatever sativa I am smoking that week and I am ready to start my day!

I don't think my routine is all that strange, even for a stoner but my girl disagrees...what do my fellow RIU'ers think??

CK

Not Strange ,I wake up ever mourning at about 630.(Take a fat bong rip)drink a protien shake ,then I go to the gym by 7.00am,I kickbox/Mauythai for 30-45 then the rest of my training is heavy/ light weight lifting ,I workout till 830 ,shower smoke a bowl or so with my workout buddy then I go to work by 9

dangledo · Mar 11, 2010

pour cup o joe
let the dog out
go check out the indoor garden
let dog back in
sit on my throne
read police beat, see if i know any of them
brush the tusks
kiss the ol lady
walk out to the shop and send the guys off to work(usually gone)
ride 15 miles in the hills on my bike
twist a doobie
then start my work day in the outdoor greenhouse
walk inside for lunch/check out RIU and then click post quick reply
every ones day sounds pretty similar. tell her that her schedule is crazy

Stoney McFried · Mar 11, 2010

I stagger out,cursing like a sailor as I trip over some damn thing or another or pick up a hairball or whatever....then I yank open the fridge and get a big pepsi. I park my ass in the chair and drink my pepsi,watching a show or reading a book. Then my children usually wake up and begin demanding service and generally invading my personal space all day. My boyfriend and I grunt to one another in greeting and try to procrastinate on one thing or another.Meals are made, dishes are washed, laundry is done. Showers are taken.Mind numbing, tedious tasks are performed.Day in and day out, with pepsi in hand, I make my inevitable trudge towards the grave.

captiankush said:
Okay, so my girl was observing my wake up routine and starting in on me about how my routine is "crazy for a stoner" to quote her.

I thought I would ask my fellow stoners how they wake up.

My routine is to get out of bed,brush my teeth, go to the kitchen to put water on the stove for coffee. I work out while I wait for my water to boil, takes about 5-7 mins with my stove. My workout is just basic exercises consisting of push ups, crunches and light stretching.

After my workout I have coffee and a cig on my deck. Followed by bong rips of whatever sativa I am smoking that week and I am ready to start my day!

I don't think my routine is all that strange, even for a stoner but my girl disagrees...what do my fellow RIU'ers think??

CK

fatfarmer · Mar 11, 2010

wake up lay dead till 5 ,watch old lady get up and do her wake up things .poor us some coffe. she puts fan in window,fires up cigs. i roll FATFARMER joint! :bigjoint: