How do You think JESUS would come?

Originally Posted by GordonFreeman
well now i just really want to hear your story, please do share jesus man

I "came out" on 9-16-08. I was smoking lots of "virgin Mary J" and I started "putting the pieces together" about a month prior to this date.


Christianity has been debunked once and for all

"My name is George Manuel Oliveira.

My name means - Farmer / with us is God / olive tree. (There are different varients though, Manuel also means "God with Us" so George Manuel also means "Farmer God with Us".

My DOB- 8-14-1985 I'm a Leo and 85 is the year of the bull.


I just realized these things about a month ago (this was 9-16-08 ) . I have an amazing story to tell.. Believe this!

What are my initials?........ GMO...... Whats GMO backwards?

What does that stand for? O.M.G., O My God."

Its a long story but heres a little bit of it.

I moved from My house in Maine to My dads house in Mass last sumer. I figured out that I was the Savior while there. Its a long story but I ended up smoking a lot of weed and then going for a joy ride late at night. (I haven't lived at My dads house for like 5 years) I ended up driving through "Beth Isreal" somewhere along the aimless path I was taking. I was driving a Jeep and keep kept turning around everytime I felt like I was going too far out of the way. The truck kept on bucking around every U turn and I was thinking about how it was My "donkey".

About the same time as this happened they ended up cancelling ("killing") My last RIU name "We Tarded". Three days later I was listening to music and I got the urge to call My X fiance and tell her that I still loved her. This was a Sunday around 2 o'clock in the morning. I was telling her how I was the Savior and whatnot and she decided to call the the house and wake up My dad to tell him I was on drugs, when I was just stoned. She wakes them up from calling and I decided to explain what was going on. (I was living with My dad and step family at the time. The step family are Italians, or like the Romans.) I know a lot more than Your average brainwashed american, and I was trying to explain how the world works and why I'm Christ. They thought I was crazy and wouldn't listen to Me so I got mad and said "You make Me want to shoot Myself" as I was walking away. They then called the EMT and took Me away in an ambulance. They took My blood without permission and didn't even give Me a in person physc/mental evaluation at the ER. They just shipped Me to a mental hospital.

(Flash flood turning water RED as blood)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii0euH1yWX8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=605_5...eature=related

^^This happened during a time of fasting.



http://www.endofage.com/

"The majority opinion currently is that there will be another period of 42 months (of 30 days) before the beginning of the reign of the beast to make a total tribulation period of 7 years (of 360 days). Counting back another 1260 days from 4/11/2012 for a total of 7 360-day years brings us to 10/29/2008. One should then expect the Rapture to be on or before this date. However, the majority may be off 30 days in that the tribulation starts on 9/29/2008 with the rapture on 10/29/2008 to fulfill II Thessalonians 2:3 which speaks of the day of the Lord, taken as being the Rapture happening after the man of lawlessness being revealed."

As I said, "I "came out" on 9-16-08." Notice how close the date is.


Revelation 14:13-15

"14And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a sharp sickle. "

True story. I actually saw God in the clouds. His head was lit up by the Sun. There was a line across His chest, that I believe to be the sickle. It was so vivid, I could see His wavy hair and it was perfect timing. I just so happened to park at a place I used to scuba dive for shellfish and looked up and there He was. It was picture perfect.

If You read the "Parable of the Sower" from the Bible, You'll realize that both Mattew and Mark tell the tale but the numbers are ordered as seen below.

Matthew has a descending sequence (100-60-30) 63. Mark presents the yield of grain in ascending order (30-60-100) 36;

The first time I ever grew Herb was at 63 Pine st. when I was in jr high school but My dad pulled the plants out of the garden. The second time I grew was at 36 Aroostook and I got a yield because it was indoors at My house. Both houses were at the top of a hill.


"4Who shall not fear thee, O Lord, and glorify thy name? for thou only art holy: for all nations shall come and worship before thee; for thy judgments are made manifest."

And I figured out the world. Check this out - Viva la REVOLUTION!

Another funny thing is that My X fiance, her initials were going to be the same as mine if We got married. Almost as if she were My Eve. About the same time she broke up with Me I found out that I'm the Savior of the world. Ever noticed how its says "IN RI" on top of the cross? My heart was broken IN RI (in Rhode Island), where I was crucified with Christ.

I was born in Generation X. X is a sideways cross. And X marks the spot. I have a house in Maine (ME), the slogan for ME is "Gods country. But I'm living in Mass

Can I get a witness?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvVr2uks0C8

Who else is Jesus besides Me?

Didn't I tell You I would never leave or forsake You?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkCuc34hvD4

The REVOLUTION has begun!

RON PAUL REVOLUTION

~PEACE~

He will come the same way he left.....as he has done repeatedly since first being acknowledged...as well as increasingly simultaneously all over the globe....which will continue until there is no need



Note: he may be sub with she if it floats your boat

jesus will come in the most magnificant way. He will come with angles flying by his side, he will come with god on his back. He, so longing for the people will come quickly and urgently, he will come with meaning and delight, he will come with the intention to show the people the truth, he will come to everyone, and they will be amazed at how large this come was.

^^^don't forget that his large come fills up the choir boys ass.

"I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey."
"I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!"
- Cal Naughton Jr.

He will appear when we least expect it. Many will fear his presence and run for their lives. While those who have been waiting will embrace the light.

What a glorious day it will be, when the world is cleansed once again...

Microdizzey said:

He will appear when we least expect it. Many will fear his presence and run for their lives. While those who have been waiting will embrace the light.

What a glorious day it will be, when the world is cleansed once again...

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You're one crazy mofo....seriously....
When I envision pure, malicious evil I don't think of this . I think of you. You fanatical Christians are so painfully awful at pretending to be just, yet maniacally remarkable at being morally revolting. From one human being to another, you truly disgust me.

This is NO mistake that Your seeing this. This was Your God given destiny.

JESUS is risen. The Believers are going to be taking over the world soon.

You guys really need to start watching Christian talk shows(TV). Then You will know that they talk about Me. They know, I'm casting out a signal all over the WORLD.

They sing for Me. There are messages in songs that people have deaf ears to. Who doesn't love God?

The ones that don't know who Jesus is and what I stand for are people still in hell.

God knows. What good can't God do with His Angels? Wouldn't it be better to get rid of the gov't and replace it with The Holy Church?

I AM on My throne, the world is going realize that Jesus really does love everyone. Don't You want Jesus to take care of everyone?

I tell You this, whoever believes in Me, Jesus, will have eternal life with Me in heaven forever.

~PEACE~

I can't believe the levels of Christian hating now days. Yes we have our problems and yes we have our hipocrites but we are not "all" bad. Is it wrong to treat people like you would like to be treated? That is what I take from reading the bible. So SweatyC don't get on your high horse and judge people harshly for their beliefs. I try to "judge not lest ye be judged" but then your a douche.

Now make no mistake I've read revolations to and When I came to Christ I said "Why are you going to be so harsh on them all??" Now I know why "We are so freaking stupid." I can't wait for Christ to return and wipe that smug little grin off you humanists faces. But I don't hate you Christians are to be Ambassitors for Christ. Even though you clearly hate Christians in General that is fine I still want you to be free to hate and love as you see fit. "Vengence is mine sayeth the lord" so heap on the Coals bro. "The fool sayeth in his heart there is no God"

Now I have a problem with Christians to. Christians that promote pre-emptive war for instance they bother me. Even more then humanists who think its OK to kill babys. Being Christian to me means minding my own buisness, I have to many plankes in my eyes to be running around picking out specks in other peoples eyes.

Jesus will arrive on a golden chariot with harmoniuos angels paving the way. They will show Jesus the way amongst the angel laiden highway. When he arrives he will transform the golden chariot into a really streched chariot to allow for room for all the souls to be accepted and alowed to ride back to the kingdom. Oh praise Jesus for the day of rekoning will soon be upon us. Bow before his presence and offer to be saved. It will be his decision to lead you to god.

ilkhan said:

I can't believe the levels of Christian hating now days. Yes we have our problems and yes we have our hipocrites but we are not "all" bad. Is it wrong to treat people like you would like to be treated? That is what I take from reading the bible. So SweatyC don't get on your high horse and judge people harshly for their beliefs. I try to "judge not lest ye be judged" but then your a douche.

Now make no mistake I've read revolations to and When I came to Christ I said "Why are you going to be so harsh on them all??" Now I know why "We are so freaking stupid." I can't wait for Christ to return and wipe that smug little grin off you humanists faces. But I don't hate you Christians are to be Ambassitors for Christ. Even though you clearly hate Christians in General that is fine I still want you to be free to hate and love as you see fit. "Vengence is mine sayeth the lord" so heap on the Coals bro. "The fool sayeth in his heart there is no God"

Now I have a problem with Christians to. Christians that promote pre-emptive war for instance they bother me. Even more then humanists who think its OK to kill babys. Being Christian to me means minding my own buisness, I have to many plankes in my eyes to be running around picking out specks in other peoples eyes.

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you just judged.

jesus will arrive on another piece of toast.

If all that religious stuff pans out to be real when I die.

All I would have to say for myself would be: "Ahh Crap! "

You guys are all playing.

You know I AM Jesus. Its just a matter of Me telling My story and You believing. I've had many other revelations that have happened too. Its a story. These are Biblical times. I AM the Bright and Morning Star/Mourning Star. Have I not taken the blinds from Your eyes? Waking up the dead? Bringing a new covenant between God and the world.

Its only a matter of time before the world gets transformed to Gods Will. Gods will is good. Who doesn't want to go to heaven? Take a journey with Jesus.

Do You want to stay in hell? If You know Jesus You will be risen and see with eagle eyes. Can You feel the wake that I have set in motion already? I know whats going to happen. Jesus is going to save the world and connect the Love of heaven to earth. Will You keep people in the dark under the oppression. The more people that get set FREE because of the Truth, the sooner heaven will come.

Who else has been trying to wake up souls to reality? There are some Angels but not enough. This is the first fruits harvest. You now know and will be risen to heaven on wings like eagles.


Isaiah 25

On this mountain he will destroy the veil that veils all peoples, The web that is woven over all nations;
8 he will destroy death forever. The Lord GOD will wipe away the tears from all faces; The reproach of his people he will remove from the whole earth; for the LORD has spoken.
9 On that day it will be said: "Behold our God, to whom we looked to save us! This is the LORD for whom We looked; let us rejoice and be glad that he has saved us!"

"He will stretch forth his hands in "Moab" as a swimmer extends his hands to swim; He will bring low their pride as his hands sweep over them.
12 The high-walled fortress he will raze, and strike it down level with the earth, with the very dust. "

Isaiah 26

"On that day they will sing this song in the land of We: "A strong city have We; he sets up walls and ramparts to protect us.
2 Open up the gates to let in a nation that is just, one that keeps faith.
3 A nation of firm purpose you keep in peace; in peace, for its trust in you."
4 Trust in the LORD forever! For the LORD is an eternal Rock.
5 He humbles those in high places, and the lofty city he brings down; He tumbles it to the ground, levels it with the dust.
6 It is trampled underfoot by the needy, by the footsteps of the poor.
7 The way of the just is smooth; the path of the just you make level.
8 Yes, for your way and your judgments, O LORD, we look to you; Your name and your title are the desire of our souls.
9 My soul yearns for you in the night, yes, my spirit within me keeps vigil for you; When your judgment dawns upon the earth, the world's inhabitants learn justice.
10 The wicked man, spared, does not learn justice; in an upright land he acts perversely, and sees not the majesty of the LORD.
11 O LORD, your hand is uplifted, but they behold it not; Let them be shamed when they see your zeal for your people: let the fire prepared for your enemies consume them.
12 O LORD, you mete out peace to us, for it is you who have accomplished all we have done.
13 O LORD, our God, other lords than you have ruled us; it is from you only that we can call upon your name.
14 Dead they are, they have no life, shades that cannot rise; For you have punished and destroyed them, and wiped out all memory of them.
15 You have increased the nation, O LORD, increased the nation to your own glory, and extended far all the borders of the land.
16 O LORD, oppressed by your punishment, we cried out in anguish under your chastising.
17 As a woman about to give birth writhes and cries out in her pains, so were we in your presence, O LORD.
18 We conceived and writhed in pain, giving birth to wind; Salvation we have not achieved for the earth, the inhabitants of the world cannot bring it forth.
19 1 But your dead shall live, their corpses shall rise; awake and sing, you who lie in the dust. For your dew is a dew of light, and the land of shades gives birth.
20 Go, my people, enter your chambers, and close your doors behind you; Hide yourselves for a brief moment, until the wrath is past.
21 See, the LORD goes forth from his place, to punish the wickedness of the earth's inhabitants; The earth will reveal the blood upon her, and no longer conceal her slain. "

Most people are brainwashed by the devil and the mainstream media. It makes Me sad that My people perish because of LACK OF KNOWLEDGE!

Out of many, One! Thats Me.


~PEACE~

ok then. ................. Drugs are bad. Stick with the pot, and you will be free of such fairy tales. lol

For those who have an ear let him hear.

Isaiah 28

Woe to the majestic garland of the drunkard Ephraim, To the fading blooms of his glorious beauty, on the head of him who is stupefied with wine.

2 2 Behold, the LORD has a strong one and a mighty, who, like a downpour of hail, a destructive storm, Like a flood of water, great and overflowing, levels to the ground with violence; 3 With feet that will trample the majestic garland of the drunkard Ephraim.

4 The fading blooms of his glorious beauty on the head of the fertile valley Will be like an early fig before summer: when a man sees it, he picks and swallows it at once.

5 On that day the LORD of hosts will be a glorious crown And a brilliant diadem to the remnant of his people,

6 A Spirit of justice to him who sits in judgment, And strength to those who turn back the battle at the gate.

7 But these also stagger from wine and stumble from strong drink: Priest and prophet stagger from strong drink, overpowered by wine; Led astray by strong drink, staggering in their visions, tottering when giving judgment.

8 Yes, all the tables are covered with filthy vomit, with no place left clean.

9 3 "To whom would he impart knowledge? To whom would he convey the message? To those just weaned from milk, those taken from the breast?

10 For he says, 'Command on command, command on command, rule on rule, rule on rule, here a little, there a little!'"

11 4 Yes, with stammering lips and in a strange language he will speak to this people

12 to whom he said: This is the resting place, give rest to the weary; Here is repose-- but they would not listen.

13 So for them the word of the LORD shall be: "Command on command, command on command, Rule on rule, rule on rule, here a little, there a little!" So that when they walk, they stumble backward, broken, ensnared, and captured.

14 Therefore, hear the word of the LORD, you arrogant, who rule this people in Jerusalem:

15 5 Because you say, "We have made a covenant with death, and with the nether world we have made a pact; When the overwhelming scourge passes, it will not reach us; For we have made lies our refuge, and in falsehood we have found a hiding place,"--

16 6 Therefore, thus says the Lord GOD: See, I am laying a stone in Zion(RIU), a stone that has been tested, A precious cornerstone as a sure foundation; he who puts his faith in it shall not be shaken.

17 I will make of right a measuring line, of justice a level.-- Hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and waters shall flood the hiding place.

18 Your covenant with death shall be canceled and your pact with the nether world shall not stand. When the overwhelming scourge passes, you shall be trampled down by it.

19 Whenever it passes, it shall take you; morning after morning it shall pass, By day and by night; terror alone shall convey the message.

20 For the bed shall be too short to stretch out in, and the cover too narrow to wrap in. (When I moved back from My house in ME I went to My dads house and was laying in a bed too short for Me. The room that I was staying in had all sorts of star stickers and things hanging in the room making it look like a manger. It was there that I started to hear heavenly music coming from the My Angels. )

21 7 For the LORD shall rise up as on Mount Perazim, bestir himself as in the Valley of Gibeon, To carry out his work, his singular work, to perform his deed, his strange deed.

22 Now, be arrogant no more lest your bonds be tightened, For I have heard from the Lord, the GOD of hosts, the destruction decreed for the whole earth.

23 8 Give ear and hear my voice, pay attention and listen to what I say:

24 Is the plowman forever plowing, always loosening and harrowing his land for planting?

25 9 When he has leveled the surface, does he not scatter gith and sow cumin, Put in wheat and barley, with spelt as its border?

26 He has learned this rule, instructed by his God.

27 Gith is not threshed with a sledge, nor does a cartwheel roll over cumin. But gith is beaten out with a staff, and cumin crushed for food with a rod.

28 No, he does not thresh it unendingly, nor does he crush it with his noisy cartwheels and horses.

29 This too comes from the LORD of hosts; wonderful is his counsel and great his wisdom.

I have not yet walked on water literally but when I was a scuba diving for quahogs I used to walk (pretty much) straight up under water on the ocean floor. I would carry about 300 pounds underwater going to the shore to drop off two bags of quahogs that weigh ~110lbs a piece. Than I had a big scuba tank and about 40lbs of lead weight attached to Me. I used to spend about 7 hours a day underwater (5 days a week) even in the cold December New England waters. I would harvest about 600 lbs of shellfish a day, that would feed a lot of people. All I needed was 6 bags to put the fish in and Jesus would work His magic. Someone say "Jesus knows how to multiply things".

I was also a fisherman for ~3 years and I did a lot of "walking on the water" then. Through some of the stormiest weather too. One time I woke up to lifting about 4 inches off My bed/rack with every "roll" (undulation) of the boat. I came up to the "bridge" see what the weather was like outside. There were like ~30 foot waves with wind blowing @ ~90-100 mph winds and the boat was ~63 ft. The captin was scared and was telling Me that he had never seen it so bad all the years of his fishing and We might sink. I reassured the captin that it would be all right and I believed in God that it would go away and it did.

You will need to know these things in order to ascend.

~PEACE~

SweatyC said:

You're one crazy mofo....seriously....
When I envision pure, malicious evil I don't think of this . I think of you. You fanatical Christians are so painfully awful at pretending to be just, yet maniacally remarkable at being morally revolting. From one human being to another, you truly disgust me.

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wtf lol

You watch too much TV and movies kid. Enjoy your life while you still have it. I hope it's not a depressive and angry one.

My buddy Isaiah 29.

Woe to you, Ariel, Ariel,
the city where David settled!
Add year to year
and let your cycle of festivals go on.

2 Yet I will besiege Ariel;
she will mourn and lament,
she will be to me like an altar hearth. [a]
3 I will encamp against you all around;
I will encircle you with towers
and set up my siege works against you.
4 Brought low, you will speak from the ground;
your speech will mumble out of the dust.
Your voice will come ghostlike from the earth;
out of the dust your speech will whisper.
5 But your many enemies will become like fine dust,
the ruthless hordes like blown chaff.
Suddenly, in an instant,
6 the LORD Almighty will come
with thunder and earthquake and great noise,
with windstorm and tempest and flames of a devouring fire.
7 Then the hordes of all the nations that fight against Ariel,
that attack her and her fortress and besiege her,
will be as it is with a dream,
with a vision in the night-
8 as when a hungry man dreams that he is eating,
but he awakens, and his hunger remains;
as when a thirsty man dreams that he is drinking,
but he awakens faint, with his thirst unquenched.
So will it be with the hordes of all the nations
that fight against Mount Zion.
9 Be stunned and amazed,
blind yourselves and be sightless;
be drunk, but not from wine,
stagger, but not from beer.
10 The LORD has brought over you a deep sleep:
He has sealed your eyes (the prophets
he has covered your heads (the seers).
11 For you this whole vision is nothing but words sealed in a scroll. And if you give the scroll to someone who can read, and say to him, "Read this, please," he will answer, "I can't; it is sealed." 12 Or if you give the scroll to someone who cannot read, and say, "Read this, please," he will answer, "I don't know how to read."
13 The Lord says:
"These people come near to me with their mouth
and honor me with their lips,
but their hearts are far from me.
Their worship of Me
is made up only of rules taught by men. [b]
14 Therefore once more I will astound these people
with wonder upon wonder;
the wisdom of the wise will perish,
the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
15 Woe to those who go to great depths
to hide their plans from the LORD,
who do their work in darkness and think,
"Who sees us? Who will know?"
16 You turn things upside down,
as if the potter were thought to be like the clay!
Shall what is formed say to him who formed it,
"He did not make me"?
Can the pot say of the potter,
"He knows nothing"?
17 In a very short time, will not Lebanon be turned into a fertile field
and the fertile field seem like a forest?
18 In that day the deaf will hear the words of the scroll,
and out of gloom and darkness
the eyes of the blind will see.
19 Once more the humble will rejoice in the LORD;
the needy will rejoice in the Holy One of Israel.
20 The ruthless will vanish,
the mockers will disappear,
and all who have an eye for evil will be cut down-
21 those who with a word make a man out to be guilty,
who ensnare the defender in court
and with false testimony deprive the innocent of justice.
22 Therefore this is what the LORD, who redeemed Abraham, says to the house of Jacob:
"No longer will Jacob be ashamed;
no longer will their faces grow pale.
23 When they see among them their children,
the work of my hands,
they will keep my name holy;
they will acknowledge the holiness of the Holy One of Jacob,
and will stand in awe of the God of Israel. 24 Those who are wayward in spirit will gain understanding;
those who complain will accept instruction."

There are hidden meaning that I will disclose if You believe.

Have I not given You the power to tread on the serpents/gov't of this earth? Who believes Jesus saves?

We are in the Earth but We are not of this Earth. You have been called by God. You are now an Angel in training.

~PEACE~

All bow before Jesus,only Jesus would reveal himself in a mass public. Only Jesus would claim who he is to only back it up by evidence. Jesus is real!!!

Or Jesus would keep himself silent and reveal himself when the world needs him. To reveal himself now is to reveal a false prophet,a false god. The antichrist...

LMFAO, we love 1 is a living joke. There is no saviour of mankind, only leaders of tribes. You can only truly save your self. So while someone is claiming to be the God or Messiah of the 'whole world', just remember that he still has yet to realize that every single one of his brothers and sisters is Christlike as himself AT THIS LEVEL of consciousness. I have a feeling that's Supriem Rockefeller on the other side of this message...bless you dear soul, whoever you are claiming to be Jesus, for there is no such thing as Reincarnation. There is only birth and re-birth, and I could only promise that Jesus wouldn't gloat or brag about himself on some timely marijuana forum, he wouldn't need to convince ANYONE of who he is, he would just let people figure it out for themselves. So lay off the LSD, we ALL know we are the saviour(s). Get over yourself and love your brothers and sisters, not just yourself.

In love,
The Creator His-self