how is shwag made

andro420

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you guys know that dirty weed? the shwag low grade stuff with millions of seeds and dirty, how is that made? is it shitty grown weed put underground for years and years then later dugged up and smoked?
 

True Stoner

Active Member
Just take alook at your grow and you will find out...lol just kidding!! Its just shit weed that shouldnt be smoked!!
 

cph

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It's weed that wasn't taken care of during the growing process, drying or curing.

Leave all you plants (even the males) the don't feed them, pick them early and don't let them dry out all the way. The compress it into tight ass bricks and ship it a couple thousand miles in a gas tank, you'll have yourself some shwag!!
 

Subtlechaos

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you guys know that dirty weed? the shwag low grade stuff with millions of seeds and dirty, how is that made? is it shitty grown weed put underground for years and years then later dugged up and smoked?
first thing you do is grow a bunch of weak ass seeds. In order to have TRUE schwag, you have to remember to completely deprive your plants of any nutrients, and dont forget to neglect them completely.

After your shit~pot has matured, your gonna' want to pack and compress it into bricks WAY before it's dry, so dumbasses like me can pay for water~weight when we waste 800 bucks a pound on that garbage!

Follow those simple steps, and your on your way to some first class dookie~pot!
 

sagensour

Active Member
first thing you do is grow a bunch of weak ass seeds. In order to have TRUE schwag, you have to remember to completely deprive your plants of any nutrients, and dont forget to neglect them completely.

After your shit~pot has matured, your gonna' want to pack and compress it into bricks WAY before it's dry, so dumbasses like me can pay for water~weight when we waste 800 bucks a pound on that garbage!

Follow those simple steps, and your on your way to some first class dookie~pot!
800 a p. ur trippin
 

tea tree

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i am goriwng out some seedy shit. Was not compressed but was shitty seedy shit. The plant is an indica that smells like bug spray and an almost fruity sensation. sturdy girl. I thought they were all tall as sativas but then again this was not compressed so maybe some newb did not know what a male was. Lol. Rumors abound.
 

donkey.420

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i think swag is a super strain from mexico that is fed tecate brand nutes. they have the desireable hay smell perfected and when you buy a 20 sack the breeder gives you their beans for FREE...
 

MrBlanco

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It's actually good weed if grown properly. I had a QP once that was bright green and barely had any seeds in it. I've also got two schwag bag seeds flowering right now, one sativa pheno and one indica pheno with purple pistils. The bag they came out of didn't have many seeds, wasn't very compressed, and was really good smoke. Nobody's able to get any schwag in my area right now. I'm gonna corner the market with some quality grown shit. :D
 
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chitownsmoking

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schwagg is not the best genetics grown in a very poor way. left to get pollinated, then cut down early and left in a hot mexican barn to somewhat dry, before being bricked by a hydraulic press into bricks and bales, that may sit in some mexicans car tire for a few years before you end up with it.


AT THE SAME TIME THEY HAVE SICK ASS WEED IN MEXICO. THEY JUST DONT SHIT IT UP NORTH. they grow alot of top notch strain in greenhouses there. read a big article of it on high times last year. they also grow some damn good weed domesticly in our national forrests. but most of there imprt is garbadge.
 

rezo

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i dont know how to spell it but its a mexican rhudarallis . its a type like sativas and indicas look it up.
 

andro420

Member
cause i was tryin to figure out how did they make somethin so beautiful so damn nasty... when i see it im like did that come of the plant like that or wtf happened
 

gloomysmokes707

Active Member
i recently smoked some green bud from mexico... it was compressed and tasted a little harsh ... but it was a very good high... it was comparible to medicinal marijuana from the cannabis club as far as effects. I think there could be some good schwag... but why smoke it. Theres so many better strains of weed to grow and smoke. I think if you over 40 this weed probably are the strains you know and love... i find many old school smokers prefer that brick packed mexican over homegrown ... i wonder why.. But in reality stress weed is hit or miss mostly miss... and who the fuck wants gross tasting weed mmm lemme get a big fat rip of bullshit ... nah im cool but i will smoke that if there was nothing else... after all marijuana is marijuana...
 

gloomysmokes707

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alot of that weed isnt dried all the way before it gets packed together and it molds and loses potency and flavor. i even heard stories of mexican being sprayed. but thats the norm in mexico they still use pesticides and fertilizers america banned in the 60's ...
 

gloomysmokes707

Active Member
schwag is a term for bad weed ... theres many strains that could be considered schwag ... stay away from it my friend ... come back to the good herb ...
 

MrBlanco

Active Member
It's weed. You smoke it, you get high. It's not even so much low grade, it's just grown poorly, harvested early, and packaged too early.
 

Z4ch

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you guys know that dirty weed? the shwag low grade stuff with millions of seeds and dirty, how is that made? is it shitty grown weed put underground for years and years then later dugged up and smoked?

who cares? lol jk, i wondered the same..


i heard the government distributed seeds in the 50s 60s? to ag farmers for the production of hemp, and hemp products...seeds spread and walah...shit weed

...maybe just a rumor though?
 
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