How to with electrical

Hey was wondering if anyone has the heart to tell me exactly how to do the electrical at my place. Would love n even send you something for the help of your in south ca we can meet n I can pay ? Thanks

Can fly me out there and I'll set everything up and can have you clones...

I mean really I don't have the place or anything I will pay if I can fly to you and you show me step by step how to do it

What are you trying to do?

I used to be an electrician. I now do complete building maintenance... I can probably help you out.