racerboy71
bud bootlegger
.. so, we just got a puppy a few weeks ago.. she's been sleeping all day and has been good as gold, then she woke up and i took her outside so she could do her thing and i was going to finish off the rest of my phatty from the other day, and fuck around in the yard..
the last few nights have been getting down in the low 40s, so i was trying to get everything i could out of my veggy garden before it freezes... i've had these two huge cabbages growing all summer, and i thought it was best to pull at least the larger of the two and bring it in..
i get in the crib, over to the sink with my fresh take of goodies, and i think to myself i better wash these off pretty good before i'm doing anything else.. i start to rip older outside cabbage leaves off, running the water over them, when i look down and i see this big ass spider running around under the cabbage and in my sink.. i move the shit over trying to find the fucker, and what do i find but another one hiding under the strainer thingy..
fuck, now i've tried to live life by the mantra of live and let live, and i really tried to corral the fuckers up on a big ass piece of cabbage leaf before they totally freaked my ass out and i gave it to them.. i drowned the one with the hose attachment to the sink, and i'm hoping i washed the other one down the drain, as i think that is where i watched him go, dead or not, who knows at this point..
like i said, this is kinda bothering me now knowing as how many fucking mosquitoes and bugs we've had all summer, and here i am killing two of their fiercest rivals.. damn karma points aren't in my favor now, lol.. maybe if i weren't so stoned and the things really managed to freak me out as they were bigger than say the daddy long legs that are super common around here, and i admit, i was scurred damn it, lol..
the last few nights have been getting down in the low 40s, so i was trying to get everything i could out of my veggy garden before it freezes... i've had these two huge cabbages growing all summer, and i thought it was best to pull at least the larger of the two and bring it in..
i get in the crib, over to the sink with my fresh take of goodies, and i think to myself i better wash these off pretty good before i'm doing anything else.. i start to rip older outside cabbage leaves off, running the water over them, when i look down and i see this big ass spider running around under the cabbage and in my sink.. i move the shit over trying to find the fucker, and what do i find but another one hiding under the strainer thingy..
fuck, now i've tried to live life by the mantra of live and let live, and i really tried to corral the fuckers up on a big ass piece of cabbage leaf before they totally freaked my ass out and i gave it to them.. i drowned the one with the hose attachment to the sink, and i'm hoping i washed the other one down the drain, as i think that is where i watched him go, dead or not, who knows at this point..
like i said, this is kinda bothering me now knowing as how many fucking mosquitoes and bugs we've had all summer, and here i am killing two of their fiercest rivals.. damn karma points aren't in my favor now, lol.. maybe if i weren't so stoned and the things really managed to freak me out as they were bigger than say the daddy long legs that are super common around here, and i admit, i was scurred damn it, lol..
