I got a Trillion dollars

beardo

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I just got a huundred trillion zimbawbe dollars for 20$ thats a awsome investment i just came up 112% thats the best and the guy said their not making any more of it so the value can only go up.......I''M Rich Bitch!!!
 

beardo

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was that in an email? claiming someone died?
no not at all i was at the pawn shop with this fat chain because times are tough and my boy who works their was hooking me up and he was like Beardo i know your not stupid so check this out i got this money from zimbabwe and those people will take whatever for it because their dumb so i got hooked up ...im excited but they told me its not worht anything here but over their its worth 100 trillion...Fresh cant wait to go to the victoria falls with my new zimbawbe bitches
 

medicalsb420

Active Member
never thought i'd say this... you are smoking entirely to much reefer. c'mon just think on the most basic level... why wouldnt he already be in zimbabwe living like a king instead of hustling you in a sweaty ass pawn shop?
 

......

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never thought i'd say this... you are smoking entirely to much reefer. c'mon just think on the most basic level... why wouldnt he already be in zimbabwe living like a king instead of hustling you in a sweaty ass pawn shop?
hahahahahaha
He doesn't really seem like a friend if he just hustled you like this.
 

HowzerMD

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You just wasted $20. If they aren't making it anymore that means it is obsolete currency. Meaning you can't spend it. You got hustled.
 

DST

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They are not making it anymore for a reason.....it ain't worth shit, in fact shit is worth more, at least it makes your plants grow!! The Zim's can't even pay the bloody German company who is making the paper for the money!! Mugabe needs a Horse Head in the bed the pratt.

1 loaf of bread, if you can find one will probably cost you at least 3 trillion dollars (in the morning) By afternoon it is gonna cost you 20 trillions dollars, so you just bought yourself the dearest loaf of bread in history....nice souvineer though.

Peace, DST
 

Kodank Moment

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Suckers really are born by the minute...1 trillion dollars...where is your pinky and hairless cat at? You think a trillion dollars is worth anything there? Its africa. Bullets are currency son. They probably use that shit for fire wood. I can see it now. Beardo the king of all african fire! Lol...seriously. How do you plan on spending a currency they don't use anymore. Lol you got had. Now your just as broke as before. You just can't buy bud with crap african money lol. But if im wrong the second you check in with that much money you'll be kidknapped and ransomed out for american money. Which they might try and use your trillion dollars to bargan for it lol.
 

medicalsb420

Active Member
sorry bro... all i can say is learn from it, and decide what kind of person you are. the liars will lie, the fake will be fake, and real recognize real. the downside of a trusting heart is they can cost you from time to time. "The Path of the Righteous Man Is Beset on All Sides by Theinequities of the Selfish and the Tyranny of Evil Men." peace
 

dewbzillla

Active Member
Yeah? Well I've won the Nigerian lottery like 6 times this year, and several lawyers and bankers in Taiwan want to use my bank account to store their money, paying me a fee, of course. So, I bet I'm more richer than you, beeeeiiiitchezzz!

Does Zimbabwe even have currency? I thought they still paid for stuff with sticks and rocks & stuff.
 

beardo

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It's real i checked i'm gonna rock a show in zimbawbe getin plane their i can get bread and hoes and maybe shoot a lion and go to victoria falls...its only 864$ total 3 planes and im their i'm goin i'll let you know what you can do with trillions
 
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