CaptainAhab
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So last night, by apartment neighbors are having a party. It goes on until about 2, with music, people, noise, whatever is going on, over there, that echoes through my walls. I put up with it, because I know what it's like. Anyhow, I fall asleep.
About 3:30am, bass and voices start shaking my walls, so I get my haggard ass out of bed, go to my front door, which is adjacent to theirs, then kick their door a few times and tell them to turn the music down. I go back to bed.
A few seconds later, guy starts pounding on my door, so I go and answer it, naked, and just poke my head out. He asks what the problem is, and I tell him that the music is too loud, and if he'd turn it down. He gets in my face, and then notices that I'm naked. He goes, "You're naked," and in my entryway, I tell him, "I'll kick your ass naked if you don't back the fuck off me."
He then goes, "You have a small dick," which is about what it looks like when its just chilling, and not blown up, jumbo style. That's white man. So I spit in his face, and sock him in the stomach, then push him off, and try to close the door. He kept trying to push his way into my apartment, yelling, drunk, and screaming, so I open the door and sock him again, then close the door really hard on the arm he was trying to stick through my entryway. Dick and balls flying everywhere.
After that, he said "Come outside, nigga" (he's asian, by the way). I tell him to go fuck himself, that I'm naked, and that he got punked by a naked guy. Also, I said that he's racist for calling me a nigger.
The music was turned down shortly after.
Pretty entertaining story if you ask me. What say you?
About 3:30am, bass and voices start shaking my walls, so I get my haggard ass out of bed, go to my front door, which is adjacent to theirs, then kick their door a few times and tell them to turn the music down. I go back to bed.
A few seconds later, guy starts pounding on my door, so I go and answer it, naked, and just poke my head out. He asks what the problem is, and I tell him that the music is too loud, and if he'd turn it down. He gets in my face, and then notices that I'm naked. He goes, "You're naked," and in my entryway, I tell him, "I'll kick your ass naked if you don't back the fuck off me."
He then goes, "You have a small dick," which is about what it looks like when its just chilling, and not blown up, jumbo style. That's white man. So I spit in his face, and sock him in the stomach, then push him off, and try to close the door. He kept trying to push his way into my apartment, yelling, drunk, and screaming, so I open the door and sock him again, then close the door really hard on the arm he was trying to stick through my entryway. Dick and balls flying everywhere.
After that, he said "Come outside, nigga" (he's asian, by the way). I tell him to go fuck himself, that I'm naked, and that he got punked by a naked guy. Also, I said that he's racist for calling me a nigger.
The music was turned down shortly after.
Pretty entertaining story if you ask me. What say you?
