I hate cops!!!!!!

so i come home the other day and go out in my back yard to check on my girl and what do i find. She is cut up and the soil is pored out and theres a sheriffs card in the pot. I was so pissed off. she was like 4'6" and had just started showing pistols. I immediately go inside and start cutting up my other one, which only had like 3 weeks left. she was looking so good to. I tear down the whole setup in like an hour because i just knew they would be coming back with a warrant to arrest me. i got everything to my buddys house and called lawyer. My lawyer talks to the cop over the next few days and come to find out the cops were looking for some fucking meth heads. I fucking hate meth and I hate some stupid fucking cops. I got a chance to see the final product the other day. It looks good but it smells like tea bags. I dont think my buddy dried and cured it right. I cant even smoke it anyways because im gonna have to take a fucking drug test now. fuck it im just going to move to canada i guess.

bad break bro, sorry to hear it

...you should love the cops right now.
They didnt arrest you.
Your a lucky bastard, you could have had a felony on your record

I like your sig btw

my lawyer talked to the cop i am getting charged with 2nd degree possession i had to go turn myself in last night and sit in jail for four hours until i got processed and bonded out.

WANKER'S

Always remember it could be worse.

Alright well i take that back then

Growing outdoors in Alabama... most likely a neighborhood = DUMB THING TO DO

You really thought you wouldn't get caught?