I said this to my plants...

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Greensome

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I lit a bowl and then glanced over at my plants. In an English accent I said, "You ladies shall be provided for at every stage of life. You will have all of the food or light you need, and will be free to grow as you please. You may not fornicate, and once your life is complete I shall enjoy your remains at my leisure".
 
ProfessorPotSnob

ProfessorPotSnob

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You are suppose to lie to them and sweet talk them until you have them right where you want them .. Then you kill them unexpectedly like when harvesting a animal . Less shock this way and less talking too
 
DOMSWOOZ

DOMSWOOZ

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... Here we are week 3 of Sour Diesel; as the resin starts to protrudes the glads. I hover over my ladies, exhale my smoke and say: "Let it snow Let it SNOW" ...lol
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Greensome said:
I lit a bowl and then glanced over at my plants. In an English accent I said, "You ladies shall be provided for at every stage of life. You will have all of the food or light you need, and will be free to grow as you please. You may not fornicate, and once your life is complete I shall enjoy your remains at my leisure".
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I talk to my plants too. I usually go with an Eastern-European accent though. They're so fun.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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Every morning when the flower lights kick on I scream " wake up bitches! " then after I get them off to school I go talk to my plants.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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This last grow I had to go deep and use my hoodrat accent for harvest,to many things going on and shit was getting outta hand.
 
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