"I was so stoned I just..." thread

[geewhizimtheshiz]

Didn't know if there's a post like this but hell, i thought it would be pretty funny to start one like this due to what I just did.

I just came back from 7-eleven, blazed as hell still and got pissed off at my apartment front door for not unlocking when I hit the unlock button on my car key.

Wow...did I really just do that?

LOL.

*rips another bowl*

 

[DarthD3vl]

farted.........................

 

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I was high o riu one night and I noticed the ops glasses are fucking huge.
like bigger then my great grandmas coke bottle bifocals