I Wonder Who The First Person To Get High Was
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Choppr
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Here is the exact dialog from the first two caveman stoners.....
Caveman 1 - What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer......
Caveman 2 - Dead! Caveman 1 is right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
Caveman 1 - We're just the guys to do it!!....**cough cough**
Caveman 1 - What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer......
Caveman 2 - Dead! Caveman 1 is right. Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
Caveman 1 - We're just the guys to do it!!....**cough cough**
RetiredToker76
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Duh! God dude.
Genesis 1:12 "The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good."
He got some seeds from Attitude and germed them.
Genesis 1:14: "And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark seasons and days and years,"
God sets up the Ballasts up and running
Genesis 1:16 "God made two great lights--the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars."
God sets the photoperiod
Genesis 1:20: "And God said, "Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky."
Rockwool goes into the DWC/NFT setup and the nutes are arranged, the ladybugs are introduced to keep Satan's spider mites away.
Genesis 1:26 "Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.""
God's a busy guy, someone has to tend this shit.
Genesis 1:29 "Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food."
but he's cool and pays in Bud.
Genesis: 1:31 "God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning--the sixth day."
Harvest Time!!
Genesis 2:2: "By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work."
Time to spark a bowl.
Genesis 2:3 "And God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done."
Dude he's high as all hell.
Genesis 1:12 "The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good."
He got some seeds from Attitude and germed them.
Genesis 1:14: "And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark seasons and days and years,"
God sets up the Ballasts up and running
Genesis 1:16 "God made two great lights--the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars."
God sets the photoperiod
Genesis 1:20: "And God said, "Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky."
Rockwool goes into the DWC/NFT setup and the nutes are arranged, the ladybugs are introduced to keep Satan's spider mites away.
Genesis 1:26 "Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.""
God's a busy guy, someone has to tend this shit.
Genesis 1:29 "Then God said, "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food."
but he's cool and pays in Bud.
Genesis: 1:31 "God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning--the sixth day."
Harvest Time!!
Genesis 2:2: "By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work."
Time to spark a bowl.
Genesis 2:3 "And God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done."
Dude he's high as all hell.
TigerClock
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Damn i was gonna say god.
Edit: because if he created it...he must have tested it out.
Edit: because if he created it...he must have tested it out.