If God was a Grasshopper. An Interview.

https://www.rollitup.org/spirituality-sexuality-philosophy/424209-atheist-evolution-fail.html


Interviewer: Isn't the fact that God made a grasshopper weaker and less superior to man kind of contradictory to the fact that God is a grasshopper?

God the Grasshopper: Do you want a smiting?

Interviewer (feeble little voice) No

God the Grasshopper: Then avoid that question at all cost.

Interviewer: OK

Interviewer: So what would you like to say to all the people out there?

God the Grasshopper: Stop smoking that grass all the time and just walk barefoot on it once in a while.

Interviewer: Is that a parable?

God the Grasshopper: Do pigs fly?

Interviewer: I suppose that they could if you wanted them to

God the Grasshopper: exactly

Interviewer: Ok so what would you like to say to all the atheist out there that don't believe in you?

God the Grasshopper: Get off my property

Interviewer: Have you ever loved?

God the Grasshopper: Grass

Interviewer: What would you say is mans greatest creation?

God the Grasshopper: IHop

Interviewer: Worst?

God the Grasshopper: Well, if Beevis and Butthead come back, I'm offing the creators of it.

Interviewer: Any runner ups?

God the Grasshopper: Pauly Shore is also on my list

Interviewer: Is there any way to understand all the pain and suffering in the world?

God the Grasshopper: I gave you marriage didn't I?

Interviewer: Is there any thing you would like to say to your millions of followers world wide?

God the Grasshopper: I'm coming soon. Look busy and hop to it!

That my friend is very creative....I can only reach THAT state of mind with a nice bag of vapor!

Not bad, you got me to read it all..

God I hate Grasshoppers.
They are the Arch enemy of every outdoor grow on the plains.

Nope this wasnt if i remember correctly this is your post. I didnt write any of this you did haha DICKHEAD

Sigh, i wish there were 'un-like' or 'loathe' options available. W4C, you truly sicken me. All beliefs aside, you are the very testament to what is wrong with the religion today.

Some of your posts actually make me sick to my stomach (mainly with how insanely ignorant you truly are), but for the most part i just pity you. It saddens me that you have been brought up in a world where the acceptance of your personal faith is so majorly important that you would actually create the threads that you have.

I truly hope in time you come to your senses, accept you for who YOU are, and stop feeling like you need to justify and confirm all of your beliefs while demeaning anyone who may disagree.

KlosetKing said:

Sigh, i wish there were 'un-like' or 'loathe' options available. W4C, you truly sicken me. All beliefs aside, you are the very testament to what is wrong with the religion today.

Some of your posts actually make me sick to my stomach (mainly with how insanely ignorant you truly are), but for the most part i just pity you. It saddens me that you have been brought up in a world where the acceptance of your personal faith is so majorly important that you would actually create the threads that you have.

I truly hope in time you come to your senses, accept you for who YOU are, and stop feeling like you need to justify and confirm all of your beliefs while demeaning anyone who may disagree.

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Isn't this one of the things religion does best? They come up with the most absurd and obviously erroneous concepts and then look down on others as unenlightened when they apply critical thought. Most are not as crass and embarrassingly primitive as W4C, but it's still a common thread among all believers. Religious people fool themselves and then get upset if they are unable to fool others.

Adam Carolla once said something like, Not only am I an atheist, I feel like an atheist who's been transported back in time 1000 years to a point where the majority of the world believes in fairy tales. I desperately need to find a time machine and get back to a time when humans have evolved past stupidity.

weed4cash said:

KlosetKing

Lol, damn. I truly hope you get a sense of humor.

Oh wait, the prerequisite is still a brain.


Hey, like your money says: "In God we trust" Now go spend it on some weed and shut the fuck up.

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As usual, insults and smart ass comments completely lacking of any valid points or substance. Why do you start these threads if you don't have the intellectual merit to follow through?

Heisenberg said:

As usual, insults and smart ass comments completely lacking of any valid points or substance. Why do you start these threads if you don't have the intellectual merit to follow through?

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I concur friend. Thankfully i got tired of this one a long time ago, but i have a fool of an ex-JW trolling me in another thread, while simultaneously calling me a troll. Sure, a little, cuz im deriving great pleasure from him outting himself just like W4C has. A fool incapable of anything but insults and 'you don't believe my beliefs so ill hurt you' attitude. Difference is, the JW was a lot more entertaining in his posts and admittedly, less insulting.