I'm leaving you.

neosapien

Well-Known Member
In a couple months. For a couple weeks. Early planning stages of the return China trip. Wifey wants to spend Christmas and the little ones birthday over there. Can you believe it's been over a year and a half since you last got rid of me? Hopefully our commander in chief doesn't fuck it up for me.
 

neosapien

Well-Known Member
I'll miss you so much that I'll buy a ninga suit and call it my " loveyoulongtimeneojammies "
Awww. That warms my heart. And the blood pumping to my penis.

Taiwan girl gonna be there? :hump:
Not sure. She goes back every year. The doctor's wife is gonna be there though. :twisted:
I enjoyed your photos from your last visit. Hope you'll be able to share more.
Oh definitely.
Remember to avoid that bridge to North Korea. Kim Jong Un spent all the money on sky rockets again.
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Thanks for the heads up. Better look up approved haircuts too.
Do they smoke weed in China? Or do you lose an arm if caught?
I couldn't find any the previous 3 times. Drank lots of lots of lots of beer instead. Yeah you'll lose something if caught.
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
In a couple months. For a couple weeks. Early planning stages of the return China trip. Wifey wants to spend Christmas and the little ones birthday over there. Can you believe it's been over a year and a half since you last got rid of me? Hopefully our commander in chief doesn't fuck it up for me.
Have a good time and take lots of pics for us please.

Taiwan girl gonna be there? :hump:
You have an amazing memory for the important stuff :D
 

lokie

Well-Known Member
See if you can find me one of these contortionist.


Ill pay you double the price of the carry on bag she will fit into and triple whatever customs and TSA wants for looking the other way.

















Ladyboys do not qualify for monetary considerations.
 
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cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
@neosapien, just remember, if you run into financial issues, you can always sell your penis to an enterprising Taiwanese chef. I hear there's big bux in white dix.

Take some penis clones before you go. Bobby Z can trade for nudes. Send a clone to me and I will give it cal-mag long time long time.

Isn't it wonderful to be surrounded by growers of all talents. Clone-only @neodickweed is the next big thing.
 
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