I'm Screwed.

420skatekr3w

420skatekr3w

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Well right now, im really baked. my friend's mom (im on vacation right now) found this thing i was using as a bong. (used a water bottle and a pen). shes freakin out about it now shes at work and im going to have to deal with her when she gets back. what could i say i was making?? or doing? im really parinioid right now lol PLEASE HELP
 
nongreenthumb

nongreenthumb

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Say its something you found on a website, it was just a silly little science experiment about how you could make something float in the bottle by blowing through the pen.
 
laserbrn

laserbrn

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Are you joking? You're obviously pretty young, which means your friends mom is pretty young, which means she's put a pen in a water bottle and smoked that shit. You aren't going to fool anyone saying you were trying to do a science experiment. You are instead going through one of the natural stages of life, getting caught smokin' pot.
 
pandabear

pandabear

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well if she is on to you just make up some fucked up story on how you were hangin out with these guys u saw at some place and they were showing you that bong thing and then somthing happend like a cop drove by and they all ran, leaving you with this weird contraption and so you shoved it in your pocket and started walkin cuz you were scared and then you stashed it where she finally found it before you had the change to toss this damn thing thats not even yours.

damn pot head kids trying to poison your mind, say you were real scared you would get in trouble and it wasnt even yours to begin with. then say "man I never wanna be in that position again, that was scary" then give her the puppy eyes and say your hungry and if its ok if you can make a sanwich:mrgreen:

Remember, a lie someone wants to believe is much more powerful than a truth that no one wants to believe

i.e. there is no god
i.e. the terrorists just wanna be our friends
i.e. the terrorists will stop if we leave them alone to beat kill & rape thier women:mrgreen:

but lets leave that for another day. no need to give you the wisdom all at once:hump:

go get'em tiger:blsmoke:

also remember the gettin in trouble thing is never as bad at is seems.
 
want_my_ink

want_my_ink

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Ask her if she wants to give it a try. "Come on all the kids are smoking this stuff now days" and like laserbrn said, she has probably smoked more bud than you have.
 
Pseudonym

Pseudonym

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Why would you care what your friend's mom thinks? Is she going to tell your mom or something, or is she just gonna bitch at you?
 
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bearo420

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To be young again, ahhh. Makes me smile just thinking about how many situations like that I went through when i was a little bear. Hey if your scared, just think about this one, My mom hit us when we were kids and till this day will slap the shit out of me and my brother for doing dumb shit. My brother was 25 the last time he got slapped, hahaha. He called her a bitch. Bet he wont make that mistake again till hes 40. I took many beatings growing up. Hey I love my mom she did what she had to do, single mom with 2 boys. I got hit at least 4 times for smokin and gettin caught with pipes and shit. And im a smart and good man now because of that. And I dont think it could be worse than knowing shes going to come home and hit you. But maybe youll smarten up after that and not get caught again.
 
skunkushybrid

skunkushybrid

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What about... telling the truth? she's not your mom, tell her straight. you smoke bud, but if she wants any she's gotta cough up some dough.
 
ILoveUMaryJane

ILoveUMaryJane

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It's a possibility. My mum found a home made bong of mine once. I just told her it belonged to a friend of mine with a drug problem - I was keeping it away from him as a favour
 
MRbudsmoker

MRbudsmoker

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m8 honestly is the best policy. just say you were curious to see wat it was like and it made you ill and thought it wasn't worth it. rip it up in front of her showing her you don't care. maybe that will work ....
 
jUzSmokEIt

jUzSmokEIt

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lol some real good advise there boys. Specially the part where if shes hot...you should try tap it and she might chill out.
 
pandabear

pandabear

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:mrgreen:

yes very funny I feel like im on a twisted episode of full house:mrgreen:

tap that ass, then she'll know who boss:hump: :hump:
 
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