Bear walks into a dive bar, you know the kind, dark, smoky, all sorts of low life scum and misfits, stinks like stale 3.2 and ol' pee. The bear orders a pitcher of beer. Bartender pauses wiping a glass and looks the bear in the eye and tells him,
'We don't serve beer to bears in this here bar', picks up the glass and continues to dry it.
Bear says, 'Look pal, I'm hot and thirsty so give me pitcher'. Bartender looks him over and repeats, 'No beer for bears in this bar, beat it!'.
Ol' bear is pissed now, he rears up to his full height on both rear legs and tells the barkeep, ' Listen bub, you can pour me a pitcher and quench my thirst or I'll walk down to the end of the bar and snap that blonde in half and eat her!'. Barkeep, who is pissed off now says the same, ' No beer for bears in this bar! Now beat it!'.
Bear gets up, saunters down to the end of the bar, grabs the blond, rips her in half and eats her.
Smacking his chops he walks back to the bartender and in a low mean voice says, ' Ok you bassturd of a barkeep, I'm hot and I've had appetizer, now pour that pitcher or your next!'
Barkeep leans in close and says to the bear,,,,,
You dumb bear, you don't need a beer, that was the bar bitch you ate!
sorry for the long one,,,,,,
boomerb,
bonging the morning
away,,,,
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