I'm willing to sell my vote!

kelly4

Well-Known Member
I will sell my vote to the highest bidder. Don't let this opportunity pass you by. I'll vote for anyone you say, even Trump! My wife is willing to give up her vote, too. It's time for you to help this once great country. That's TWO votes, plus yours!

Make me an offer!

Willing to split.
 

londonfog

Well-Known Member
I will sell my vote to the highest bidder. Don't let this opportunity pass you by. I'll vote for anyone you say, even Trump! My wife is willing to give up her vote, too. It's time for you to help this once great country. That's TWO votes, plus yours!

Make me an offer!

Willing to split.
You need to step your game up.
You need to vote at least 4 times in two different states.
 

meristem

Well-Known Member
I will sell my vote to the highest bidder. Don't let this opportunity pass you by. I'll vote for anyone you say, even Trump! My wife is willing to give up her vote, too. It's time for you to help this once great country. That's TWO votes, plus yours!

Make me an offer!

Willing to split.
Well, if you're a wino, there's a political party that will buy you a pint of Mad Dog and shuttle you to the polling place in return for the right vote.
 

tangerinegreen555

Well-Known Member
I will sell my vote to the highest bidder. Don't let this opportunity pass you by. I'll vote for anyone you say, even Trump! My wife is willing to give up her vote, too. It's time for you to help this once great country. That's TWO votes, plus yours!

Make me an offer!

Willing to split.
If you're a part of the electorial college, there are those that would pay millions.

A regular vote...probably $1.50 is about right...
 

kelly4

Well-Known Member
Men have given their lives in order for me to have the right to sell my vote!

Don't diminish that, bid big.
 

nitro harley

Well-Known Member
I will sell my vote to the highest bidder. Don't let this opportunity pass you by. I'll vote for anyone you say, even Trump! My wife is willing to give up her vote, too. It's time for you to help this once great country. That's TWO votes, plus yours!

Make me an offer!

Willing to split.
I am not sure what state you live in, it could be worth nothing. For example, in Oregon the dems out number the pubs so bad that it is worthless to either side. Dems win. = Zero value. imo
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
One billion.

Zimbabwe, or confederate.
hey, george!

how's the cross burning going lately?

have yiou been able to lure any dark-skinned people onto your shithole property on athel; avenue in order to "defend the roost"?

or is no one interested in robbing your mobile home?

LOL!
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
Well, if you're a wino, there's a political party that will buy you a pint of Mad Dog and shuttle you to the polling place in return for the right vote.
and our latest racist loser chimes in too!

good luck at your next klan meeting!
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
I am not sure what state you live in, it could be worth nothing. For example, in Oregon the dems out number the pubs so bad that it is worthless to either side. Dems win. = Zero value. imo
hey, how is your fat wife doing lately?

have your neighbors set any more houses on fire while burning trash?

have you given any consideration to moving your racist ass out of our blue states, and to a red state like oklahoma?
 

nitro harley

Well-Known Member
hey, how is your fat wife doing lately?

have your neighbors set any more houses on fire while burning trash?

have you given any consideration to moving your racist ass out of our blue states, and to a red state like oklahoma?
Hows your fork lift holding up?
 

nitro harley

Well-Known Member
you looking for a new one?

did your fat ass wife break the old one?

cut her off on those fraudulent welfare checks she is getting, and she may not have as much money left for snacks.
I have a really nice fork lift, it is like new. I have yet to do my first oil change.

Did your fork lift break down? fuck that would be a bitch. Not sure if they make big girl diapers big enough for you. fuck that would suck.

SS money is not welfare, Dumb Dumb.
 
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