hahaha that killed you peoples dick measuring pretty fast eh? lmao
So there is a cowboy riding in a wagon heading out west , gold and freedom out there that he dreams of regardless of mad indians .
Somewhere on the plains he spots a naked Indian laying in the hot sun with a huge erection , he pulls up and asks . Hey Injun, whatcha doin ? Indian replies , How - me tell em time .. Cowboy asks , What time is it ? 2 after noon says the Indian while looking at his dicks shadow .
Cowboy looks at his pocket watch and it is 2 pm .. Damn savages he replies and there ways as he makes camp for the eve .. All is well the two co exist and share a meal , later in the eve cowboy is winding his pocket watch before bed and he notices the Indian rubbing one out and screams what the hell you doing Injun ?
Indian replies , me wind em clock too !