i once threw out a girlfriend. i had to be carried back into the house after watching some poor bastard dust her off and take her home. I laughed so hard i got a hernia. still hurts. especially when i kick another one out the door.
ok, that's all bs. but i did have to wait one out for 3 hours. psycho showed up at my door and camped their for 3 hours. it's not that i was afraid to kick her to the curb, i was worried i might have to finish her off in the bathtub.
aaahhhhhh, memories...good times