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Yo rollers! So I've been working at a kennel for the past 3 years and it's been an awesome job where I'm alone with dogs so sneaking a hit on the pax here n there some days while listening to music reading advice on RIU and eating throughout the day(especially to regulate my bloodsugar as a type 1 diabetic) are amazing benefits inbetween picking up shit is very easy to multitask other things. But its drained my health and im sick of my faker coworkers and manager that won't let me have time off nor respects me (as if a govt job would be better lol) My job before was as a gymnastics coach for little 5 year olds in front of parents and shit which was stressful as hell compared to my current job, so im stressing over coming up with another job that makes at least 11/hr that's a better stoner job until i build my trap, i was considering waiting tables (most obvious) cept im quite intraverted but always willing to work on that, the library would be nice ( could possibly study + is a secure job everywhere) my old roommate worked with the city as a waste sanitation operator and makes like 20/hr starting around 13-15, he never got tested the 10 years there and is a secure govt job. Delivering pizza was another being able to be driving around, but my car has been costing me a ton on maintenance. I was fantasizing in a year having jimmy Johns as my front job while doing 2 different deliveries with a 3rd job when i got home haha but enough fantasizing how the fuck am I going to get a secure job that could afford me a little 70k trap, im renting at 500/mo and could get a 300$ mortgage which would end up being about 800/mo with taxes n insurance, seems very doable, has anyone worked for chucky cheese or something like main event? I was also thinking about trying to get a job at a headshop as hard as itd be to find one with an opening id assume, or possibly i could somehow find a hydro wholesaler who doesn't need any exp in the field just manual labor, but i sure love using my brain. God dam every post is a novel.

I hope I didn't come off like I'm trying to find an 'easy' sit around job, i honestly hate it and feel like I'm not being put to use, I'd honestly love something challenging like a machine operator for water sanitation where i could work up to a chemist or a quality analyzer with the hard extra work i most certainly don't mind putting forth effort to learning something new, i was really interested in getting a job as an assistant for an electrician, hvac, plumber, carpenter where id have to get certified but it's kinda hard to know where to start or what certifications would be worth my time most. Im too smart to be picking up dog shit for example my boss called my manager to ask how to calc the volume of a sphere instead of googling it himself, while i was working 2 jobs at 50 hrs studying calc 2 and have 4/3piR^3 along with pi to the 20th digit burnt into my head i really need to use my brain lol

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But welcome to RIU, home of the stoner attention span

I enjoy working over night shift stocking. The whole store is empty with no costumers around and its just me there all to myself. I get to make my own breaks and smoke as much as I want all while not having to be around costumers or co workers.

I enjoy being left alone and I get my work done faster/better without any coworkers around to kill my high. But over night shifts are hard for some people and not for everyone but it pays a extra $2 a hour for overnight shifts so that is the way to go for me.

You are a member of the Greatest Weed Site in the World. Learn to grow, get a 4x4 tent and a 1000w HPS, and you'll make more than you can at any of those jobs (if you don't live in legal State). Jobs suck...

bro54209 said:

I hope I didn't come off like I'm trying to find an 'easy' sit around job, i honestly hate it and feel like I'm not being put to use, I'd honestly love something challenging like a machine operator for water sanitation where i could work up to a chemist or a quality analyzer with the hard extra work i most certainly don't mind putting forth effort to learning something new, i was really interested in getting a job as an assistant for an electrician, hvac, plumber, carpenter where id have to get certified but it's kinda hard to know where to start or what certifications would be worth my time most. Im too smart to be picking up dog shit for example my boss called my manager to ask how to calc the volume of a sphere instead of googling it himself, while i was working 2 jobs at 50 hrs studying calc 2 and have 4/3piR^3 along with pi to the 20th digit burnt into my head i really need to use my brain lol

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Yea, you defiantly got some typ'n fingers but you didn't mention school in your first post. What's your major?

Im pretty sure you can sell weed and go to college at the same time...If I won the lottery my day job would be college its the best job I would only take classes I liked and never graduate. I would have lots of sex and still sell weed, and always have an eight ball handy fo the bitches, on my boat with a grill on it. Cause if you had a boat with a grill on it you could catch fish and grill them on your boat while smoking and drinking and boning on the boat. I forgot what the question was.

yea

something about a job for stoners.
grow weed, sell for cheap..make it big.

get a couple 1ks. flower from seed off some bullshit brick weed i know youve smoked. pull a few lbs.. sell it 150 a zone. get ~7k in 3 months.

get another 1k... start a rotational crop.. lights on 24/7.. 3 1ks.. at a cool .75gpw

get 3lb per rotation per light.... =9 lb total...
=22k in 3 months. or almost 2 grand a week

at an easy $150lb

quit whatever job your doing.

automate your grow.

travel and have fun


good luck

ChingOwn said:

Im pretty sure you can sell weed and go to college at the same time...If I won the lottery my day job would be college its the best job I would only take classes I liked and never graduate. I would have lots of sex and still sell weed, and always have an eight ball handy fo the bitches, on my boat with a grill on it. Cause if you had a boat with a grill on it you could catch fish and grill them on your boat while smoking and drinking and boning on the boat. I forgot what the question was.

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You have good ideas.

It took me a couple of weeks to find the job I have now it's kinda hard to find a job out here in TX that pays at least $10 an hour, that doesn't drug test see if your local airport is hiring for the restaurants inside of the airport they usually pay at least $10 an hour and don't drug test I work at chili's in love field if you know what that is.

no no...
drug test to hire

who stays sober after getting the job? a couple weeks aint nothing.. spend a couple years searching fpr the perfect job
every job but bullshit is +10hr
drive a damn bus fpr 15, work at fucking bucees gas station fpr 15an hr. work at a brick yard for 15 etc.. these are base jobs boy


get you some young Skywalker

college jobs are not careers, they are never really that fun, make the best of it and know its not permanent

The hoods always hiring, and I hear the benefits are quite highly sought after.

Money and bitches and guns, what more can a man need.

Maybe a few gold chains and a bus pass

Truthbomb

qwizoking said:

get you some young Skywalker

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What do you mean ?

You can always start sucking dongers for money. If you're good you can easily get 50 a dong. Average time to completion, say 20 mins. That's 150 an hour if you line em up and have some serious mouth skills. Plus, its free to practice on bananas and horses.

10 hours of sucking a week would put you at 78k a year, untaxed. That's almost upper middle class, all for taking a few in the mouth.

I genuinely feel that story was very inspiring.

I will test your theory and maybe if I get good it will only take 10 min a nut.

Math will enhance my skills
Algorithm checks out

ChingOwn said:

Im pretty sure you can sell weed and go to college at the same time...If I won the lottery my day job would be college its the best job I would only take classes I liked and never graduate. I would have lots of sex and still sell weed, and always have an eight ball handy fo the bitches, on my boat with a grill on it. Cause if you had a boat with a grill on it you could catch fish and grill them on your boat while smoking and drinking and boning on the boat. I forgot what the question was.

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What I take from this is grilled fish and that is good, thank you.

Look into construction. Look for a union outfit. Pick a trade and work your way up.

Good money and benefits and trust me plenty smoke in the trades.

ChingOwn said:

Im pretty sure you can sell weed and go to college at the same time...If I won the lottery my day job would be college its the best job I would only take classes I liked and never graduate. I would have lots of sex and still sell weed, and always have an eight ball handy fo the bitches, on my boat with a grill on it. Cause if you had a boat with a grill on it you could catch fish and grill them on your boat while smoking and drinking and boning on the boat. I forgot what the question was.

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Omg you sound just like a morphed version of my Dad and I, what classes would you take? I'd enjoy to get a few Phds just for the fun of it if I had the $ and time. I bought a scale for 20 in August and haven't even made a penny, I don't know how to 'get out there' my #1 weakness is my social networking so I was going to try and find another job that'd not only get me through college but to buy a small house because renting and trying to hide everything is stressful I had to pack everything up and leave my plants in rubbermaids while someone had to come in to do a suprise maintenance check while i was in class, it took only 3-4 hrs taking my precious time the morning of with 48hrs notice but I'm really getting into it and want a steady job with dependable income because i bet i could've probably pushed a few 8ths here n there but asking people at school who i don't know is exactly how ppl get busted and i need something that could get me out of the anti stoner prohibition much more anti smoking rental dilemma my old rental i could get away with it inside window closed so i know it's possible but I want my own trap dermit

What's even more frustrating is that i texted a few of my old friends i smoked with that i had some on deck then the next month i reupped i texted them again then one texted me back a few weeks later "aye you sellin?" (He's definitely not a cop lol) he sent that at 11pm i texted him 15 minutes later saying i got blue dream on deck then he didn't respond so i texted him a week later saying 'i got you if you ever need' and no responses, i feel like as soon as it's my own stock i could do a special 30$/8th normally 55~60 in my area and just get my face out there and try and work through my connections connections, its hard to not be such a loner that's something I've been trying to work on