Jumper cables.

I've got a buddy that has such an old ass battery in his car, we can't ever turn it off. We kicked it at a gas station till like 3in the mornng with the cars hood open asking for a jump.

"you got cables?" everybodys 1st pessimistic fucking question. Man some dude even had the nerve to say yeah & then he just booked it. Hahaha aww man I couldn't stop laughing. So everywhere we go now we try & stop where the car can turn off around alot of people who look like they would help out.

Hahahahahahaha man

You can use a 12 gauge extension cord for jumper cables.
Just snip the ends off and strip the covering off to expose the wire on both ends.
Voila....Jumper Cable.

Buy a new battery. Keep cables for back-up not a primary way of starting your car. You can always depend on the unkindness of strangers.