TheSnake
Well-Known Member
Weather your hiding weed, or whatever else, some of these are ingenious and way too time consuming or elaborate for any random street cop to care to look. Ill post the whole page, and link at bottom, credit goes to them! 
[h=3]QUICK AND DIRTY HIDING PLACES[/h]
So, what do have to hide? Nothing you say- for you possess no firearms, explosives, controlled substances, or else incriminating. Well state and federal governments are passing regulations everyday and virtually creating new crimnals overnight. An example, in an attempt to collect more untaxed income your city bans the buying and selling any merchandise without a license, as a result, thousands of otherwise honest merchants are made de facto crimnals and subject to arrest. Need more convincing? How are your sure that blackmailers, scornful realtives, nosy neighbors and landlords, and ex-lovers don't call you in to the authorities; legal (like the FBI or police) or illegal (like the mob or your nemesis' twenty not so friendly friends) for a quick buck. Many loose lips has sunk many ships! Look around- see any suspicous books, chemicals, tools, arms, technology, or snything else that could denote guilty by possession- if you do you have something to hide! Even if you're totally clean (which noone is) have a hideout ready- as it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
[h=4]LIST OF HIDEOUTS[/h]In cars-inside the muffler
, propeler shaft, radiator hoses, radiator tank, seats, windshield pillars, fenders, hubcaps, shock absorbers, door pillars, door handles, steering column, mirror, door panels, sills.
On yourself- waistband, tie, hair, shirt collar, cigarettes, cigars, calculator, walkman, PDA, laptop, sewn under patches, mirror, fake arm/ leg cast, or bandage.
Soap- Split soap lenghtwise with warm butterknife, hollow out cavity, insert goods, reseal with powerful clear adhesive, and using warm knife smooth outside edge. Also roughen appearance of soap.
Soft drink cans- Gently lever up ring, pull at pint where its joined to can, empty out contents, refill with goods with a syringe or airline glue hole.
Shaving cream can- Depress release value ten minutes to release pressure, secure can in a vise, open up with a screwdriver, insert conterband, and reseal with pliers.
Heels of shoes- Hollowed out from the inside.
Fruit- Cut out lid, hollow cavity, fill with goods, insert toothpicks into bottom of lid, replace lid, and reseal with powerful adhesive.
Gifts-Dolls in boxes, candles, cakes gift wrapped in fancy paper.
Plastic lighter- Loosen base with hot blade, pack in goods, and reseal.
Chocolates- Heat knife, split candy in half with knife, scrape out center, glue together, replace in wrapper, and seal with adhesive.
Canned goods- Remove label carefully, pierce a small hole in center of seam, apply heat to seam with a mini-torch until solder runs, absorb this with a solder wick, pry tin apart carfully with a screwdriver, with tin snips make two small slits at top and bottom of outside edge. Insert goods reseal edges and resolder seam. Tidy up rough edges with car body repair filler and replace label.
Batteries- Wear heavy gloves while doing this, as jelly contents are caustic! Open metal jacket with knife, hacksaw off top of battery then the bottom. Insert items in jacket. Reattach top and bottom on the jacket then reseal the jacket.
Toothpaste tube- Slit bottom of tube with razor, using a pencil squeeze out contents into a icing bag. Insert contraband, refill with original contents, glue bottom back together.
Grease gun- Place contraband at bottom and pack gun with grease.
Postal system- Pack item well, seal it in plastic bag, and wrap the paper designed to protect film from X-rays. Insure it too good measure.
Furniture- Cut a square opening in fabric underneath furniture, hide goods within padding, and resew opening very carefully.
Vaseline jar- Scoop 2/3's of vaseline, insert goods, heat scooped out vaseline and pour back into jar.
Water faucet- Turn off water value below sink first, put contraband in a plastic bag with pull string attached, stuff contraband in a plastic bag with a pull string from inside faucet. To retrieve pull string from inside faucet.
Paint cans, creosote, or any other thick, opaque liquid- Seal contraband in heavy plastic bag with weights inside to insure it sinks to the bottom.
Plaster or clay ashtrays, mugs, or teapots- Insert goods in clay prior to molding pottery.
Looseleaf notebook- Remove spine from cover, using razor, cutout cavity, place in contraband, refit with glue, and rivet back onto cover.
Felt tip pen- Remove inked felt, insert contraband, cut felt down to size, replace inked felt, and glue back onto cap.
Bicycle pump- Remove piston assembly from inside, shorten piston rod, and insert contraband.
Soccer ball- Using a sharp knife, cut along the sides of the patches and open it like a flap. Insert the goods, secure with tape. Then resew flap and apply a thin layer of clear cement.
Loaf of bread- Make a cavity inside the middle of loaf, insert goods, and rewrap bread.
Cornflake boxes- Carefully open inside bag, pour out cornflakes, insert goods, pour cornflakes back inside.
Toilet paper roll- unroll paper for half of its length and using a sharp knife cut out a cavity. Insert the goods and rewind the roll. Replace it in its original packaging. This can be used with film rolls.
Flowerpots- Very well known but it still works. Make a false bottom in pot, insert goods, replace flower and soil on top.
Brooms, shovels, ladders, curtain rods- hollow out handle, insert goods, replace plug in handle.
Cigarrette pack-Carefully unwrap cigarettes, cut off the filters of cigarettes, glue filters into original positions as in pack, put in goods, replace filters, and rewrap cigarettes.
Facesponge- Cut into two sections, hollow out a cavity into the lower section, insert goods, and reseal. Doctor the spoge with bits of dirt, old soap, and pubic hair to deter handling.
Polystyrene packaging- Using a blade, cut slice, cut out cavity, insert goods, replace slice, and secure with polystyrene cement.
Cooking pot- Melt cooking fat in a pot, wrap goods into an oven bag, place in fat, and allow fat to cool and harden.
Button badges- Use a badge a mint machine, insert goods between paper button and metal part.
Casted bricks- Construct a wooden mold modelled on a real brick, pour in plaster or cement halfway, put in goods, pour in rest of plaster or cement. Be sure to seal contraband in heavy plastic bags and contraband must NOT be heat sensitive.
Insulation- Wearing gloves, peel back flaps of insulation, tape contraband, and replace flap.
Compost pile- The stinkier, the better- place contraband in heavy plastic bag, duct tape shut, and place it as far as possible inside. Some good sized roadkill can be put inside to attract files, maggots, and other vermin to deter any searching.
Drainpipe- Lift cover, attach string to goods and then to cover, drop goods down pipe, and replace cover.
Aquarium- Use one with dangerous fish like parihnas or electric eels and hide goods inside the gravel.
Fridge/ freezer panel- Wear gloves. Unscrew panel, insert goods, rescrew, and clean up area.
Food-Hide goods inside butter, smelly foods, pies, chicken, milk, and fruit juice.
Outside landmarks- Place goods underneath a burrow, log, birdbath, dead bushes, or inside a fake honest's nest.
Underground- Bury goods in PVC water pipes (4"-8" diameter) and seal with an epoxy/ figerglass mixture. Place goods in a heavy plastic bag with an airtight seal before sealing pipe.
Firearms require special treatment when burying. The firearm should be covered with grease inside, sealed wax at the muzzle, wrapped with an oil-soaked rag around the bolt, and then entirely wrapped in a cloth and ties.
[h=3]QUICK AND DIRTY HIDING PLACES[/h]
So, what do have to hide? Nothing you say- for you possess no firearms, explosives, controlled substances, or else incriminating. Well state and federal governments are passing regulations everyday and virtually creating new crimnals overnight. An example, in an attempt to collect more untaxed income your city bans the buying and selling any merchandise without a license, as a result, thousands of otherwise honest merchants are made de facto crimnals and subject to arrest. Need more convincing? How are your sure that blackmailers, scornful realtives, nosy neighbors and landlords, and ex-lovers don't call you in to the authorities; legal (like the FBI or police) or illegal (like the mob or your nemesis' twenty not so friendly friends) for a quick buck. Many loose lips has sunk many ships! Look around- see any suspicous books, chemicals, tools, arms, technology, or snything else that could denote guilty by possession- if you do you have something to hide! Even if you're totally clean (which noone is) have a hideout ready- as it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
[h=4]LIST OF HIDEOUTS[/h]In cars-inside the muffler
, propeler shaft, radiator hoses, radiator tank, seats, windshield pillars, fenders, hubcaps, shock absorbers, door pillars, door handles, steering column, mirror, door panels, sills.On yourself- waistband, tie, hair, shirt collar, cigarettes, cigars, calculator, walkman, PDA, laptop, sewn under patches, mirror, fake arm/ leg cast, or bandage.
Soap- Split soap lenghtwise with warm butterknife, hollow out cavity, insert goods, reseal with powerful clear adhesive, and using warm knife smooth outside edge. Also roughen appearance of soap.
Soft drink cans- Gently lever up ring, pull at pint where its joined to can, empty out contents, refill with goods with a syringe or airline glue hole.
Shaving cream
can- Depress release value ten minutes to release pressure, secure can in a vise, open up with a screwdriver, insert conterband, and reseal with pliers.Heels of shoes- Hollowed out from the inside.
Fruit- Cut out lid, hollow cavity, fill with goods, insert toothpicks into bottom of lid, replace lid, and reseal with powerful adhesive.
Gifts-Dolls in boxes, candles, cakes gift wrapped in fancy paper.
Plastic lighter- Loosen base with hot blade, pack in goods, and reseal.
Chocolates- Heat knife, split candy in half with knife, scrape out center, glue together, replace in wrapper, and seal with adhesive.
Canned goods- Remove label carefully, pierce a small hole in center of seam, apply heat to seam with a mini-torch until solder runs, absorb this with a solder wick, pry tin apart carfully with a screwdriver, with tin snips make two small slits at top and bottom of outside edge. Insert goods reseal edges and resolder seam. Tidy up rough edges with car body repair filler and replace label.
Batteries- Wear heavy gloves while doing this, as jelly contents are caustic! Open metal jacket with knife, hacksaw off top of battery then the bottom. Insert items in jacket. Reattach top and bottom on the jacket then reseal the jacket.
Toothpaste tube- Slit bottom of tube with razor, using a pencil squeeze out contents into a icing bag. Insert contraband, refill with original contents, glue bottom back together.
Grease gun- Place contraband at bottom and pack gun with grease.
Postal system- Pack item well, seal it in plastic bag
, and wrap the paper designed to protect film from X-rays. Insure it too good measure.Furniture- Cut a square opening in fabric underneath furniture, hide goods within padding, and resew opening very carefully.
Vaseline jar- Scoop 2/3's of vaseline, insert goods, heat scooped out vaseline and pour back into jar.
Water faucet- Turn off water value below sink first, put contraband in a plastic bag with pull string attached, stuff contraband in a plastic bag with a pull string from inside faucet. To retrieve pull string from inside faucet.
Paint cans, creosote, or any other thick, opaque liquid- Seal contraband in heavy plastic bag with weights inside to insure it sinks to the bottom.
Plaster or clay ashtrays, mugs, or teapots- Insert goods in clay prior to molding pottery.
Looseleaf notebook- Remove spine from cover, using razor, cutout cavity, place in contraband, refit with glue, and rivet back onto cover.
Felt tip pen- Remove inked felt, insert contraband, cut felt down to size, replace inked felt, and glue back onto cap.
Bicycle pump- Remove piston assembly from inside, shorten piston rod, and insert contraband.
Soccer ball- Using a sharp knife, cut along the sides of the patches and open it like a flap. Insert the goods, secure with tape. Then resew flap and apply a thin layer of clear cement.
Loaf of bread- Make a cavity inside the middle of loaf, insert goods, and rewrap bread.
Cornflake boxes- Carefully open inside bag, pour out cornflakes, insert goods, pour cornflakes back inside.
Toilet paper
roll- unroll paper for half of its length and using a sharp knife cut out a cavity. Insert the goods and rewind the roll. Replace it in its original packaging. This can be used with film rolls.Flowerpots- Very well known but it still works. Make a false bottom in pot, insert goods, replace flower and soil on top.
Brooms, shovels, ladders, curtain rods- hollow out handle, insert goods, replace plug in handle.
Cigarrette pack-Carefully unwrap cigarettes, cut off the filters of cigarettes, glue filters into original positions as in pack, put in goods, replace filters, and rewrap cigarettes.
Facesponge- Cut into two sections, hollow out a cavity into the lower section, insert goods, and reseal. Doctor the spoge with bits of dirt, old soap, and pubic hair to deter handling.
Polystyrene packaging- Using a blade, cut slice, cut out cavity, insert goods, replace slice, and secure with polystyrene cement.
Cooking pot- Melt cooking fat in a pot, wrap goods into an oven bag
, place in fat, and allow fat to cool and harden.Button badges- Use a badge a mint machine, insert goods between paper button and metal part.
Casted bricks- Construct a wooden mold modelled on a real brick, pour in plaster or cement halfway, put in goods, pour in rest of plaster or cement. Be sure to seal contraband in heavy plastic bags
and contraband must NOT be heat sensitive.Insulation- Wearing gloves, peel back flaps of insulation, tape contraband, and replace flap.
Compost pile- The stinkier, the better- place contraband in heavy plastic bag, duct tape
shut, and place it as far as possible inside. Some good sized roadkill can be put inside to attract files, maggots, and other vermin to deter any searching.Drainpipe- Lift cover, attach string to goods and then to cover, drop goods down pipe, and replace cover.
Aquarium- Use one with dangerous fish like parihnas or electric eels and hide goods inside the gravel.
Fridge/ freezer panel- Wear gloves. Unscrew panel, insert goods, rescrew, and clean up area.
Food-Hide goods inside butter, smelly foods, pies, chicken, milk, and fruit juice.
Outside landmarks- Place goods underneath a burrow, log, birdbath, dead bushes, or inside a fake honest's nest.
Underground- Bury goods in PVC water pipes (4"-8" diameter) and seal with an epoxy/ figerglass mixture. Place goods in a heavy plastic bag with an airtight seal before sealing pipe.
Firearms require special treatment when burying. The firearm should be covered with grease inside, sealed wax at the muzzle, wrapped with an oil-soaked rag around the bolt, and then entirely wrapped in a cloth and ties.
POLICE WILL ACT RESPONSIBLY, WHEN ALL OTHER POSSIBILITIES HAVE BEEN EXHAUSTED!
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