Just made money off of a weed that wasnt mine

So i was laying on a picnic table earlier today,just thinking listening to the birds and the near by river,and thinking about life

When my silence was RUDELY interupted with this guy trying to sell some weed to these two other kids

I could tell the dealer was new,and only had swhag
And the two dude's he was selling to looked really nerdy and not like they knew what they were doing either

So im laying here [well i sit up by this time] and these dude are talking really loud not even 4 ft away about the weed
[first mistake]

Then one of the guys ask to look at the weed..the dealer starts to look scared like "oh shit..they might know its bad weed"
but he hands it over and trys to act cool
the other guy looks in the bag for a minute then sniffs it and says "wow this is some real dank shit"
so without missing a beat i come over and say "ya its some of the best shit around" how much is he selling for?
the dealer looks at me but doesnt say anything
so i whisper in his ear to walk with me for a second

we take a few steps away from the other,and i tell him i can get more money out of them
he agrees and hands me the weed
[second mistake]

so we walk back over and i get the other two to come with me
a few steps away from the dealer
and i explain to them just how "dank" it is

all and all

i sold to them for 30
i got 20 and the orginal dealer got 10


i almost forgot just how easy it is to get money from weed
and "noobies"



i feel kinda bad about it
but meh
live and let live

ha thats mad funny!!! i like how you explained how "dank" it was

Great come up.lol