Keystone Cop

Garden Boss said:

This shits hilarious...

http://lostcoastoutpost.com/2014/aug/28/state-park-ranger-found-patrol-car-unconscious-bee/

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ChingOwn said:

I forgot to mention its really really hard to get that wasted on the keyster

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ChingOwn said:

It gets boring out on patrol he was just doing what any of us would have done. I should have been a ranger.

**COP TIP*** If you get a drunk passed out person inside a vehicle tap on the window glass with a penny... the metal on glass creates a frequency that is alerting to the brain the person will wake up fo sho.. unless they are dead...I saved a guy who was passed out in the drive through line at carls jr that way the cops showed up like two min later looking for him

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mr sunshine said:

Gracias chingown!!I've never got a tip directly from the policia before....View attachment 3241051

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ChingOwn said:

It gets boring out on patrol he was just doing what any of us would have done. I should have been a ranger.

**COP TIP*** If you get a drunk passed out person inside a vehicle tap on the window glass with a penny... the metal on glass creates a frequency that is alerting to the brain the person will wake up fo sho.. unless they are dead...I saved a guy who was passed out in the drive through line at carls jr that way the cops showed up like two min later looking for him

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The Outdoorsman said:

Haha sort of have two stories on the subject.

My friend and I were camping at a state park getting shit faced on rum around the campfire. We were underage mind you. Park ranger drives up at like 11-12 pm to see what we were up to. It really just seemed like he was looking for conversation. Guy was slurring his words and seemed more drunk than we were.

Another time I left a buddys house hungover as fuck cause I had shit to do. Shouldn't even of been driving so hungover. I went to the drive through and got a cup of beef stew. I parked in the lot and was just hanging over my cup of stew letting the steam hit my face, wating for it to cool down. After about 5-10 mins State Trooper knocks on my window. I rolled it down, he noticed my soup and said "Oh thought you were sleeping there".
"No just eating my soup sir".
"Ok, sorry, carry on"

I was on my way to re up and probably would have still blown over the limit.

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