Kid Calls Cops To Report His Weed Stolen

SocataSmoker

Well-Known Member
Officer: "This the quarter pound that was stolen from ya?"
Tippetts: "Oh yeah that's it, I'm so glad yall found it!"
Officer: "Uh... yeah... you're under arrest now, kthx"
 

Wh00p

Well-Known Member
tsk tsk tsk..

thats high-larius..


My version of the end would have been(if i was that far)
Officer:
"We found the man who stole your pot"
me:
"my what? my Roses were not stolen?"
officer:
"your weed son..your ganja.."
me:
"Ill Be right over to identify it.."


*at police station*

"hm...so thats what weed looks like.."

Officer:
what? so what is that weed?"

me:
"Oh, i was sold some paprica and basil leaves..KthxBai!"

officer:

=o

me: *Dip*

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dumbass dude..who the fuck asks the police to take care of someone nothin a bat and a trip to the bitch ass who stole your shit..
 

fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
"It is not the job of the local police to enforce the federal drug laws," said Justice William Bedsworth in the 3-0 ruling.
 
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