Graffix
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So I was harvesting last week and some close mates were gonna swing by, told em to call or text prior they knew why. Half hour later there's a knock on my door, annoyed but a good guess it's my mates all good...back to harvesting.
It's the one night were shits a bit lax, house smelled. Been back at it for about an hour when there's another knock on my door, now I'm pissed, cursing my mates name who always shows up at the most inappropriate times and never txts or calls prior to arriving. I'm halfway to the door still with gloves on still cursing and look up and see it's the FUCKING COPS!!!!
My stomach sank. Even now my sphincter puckers up like a snare-drum.
I turned around ripped off the gloves and told my mates it was the cops (they thought I was joking). I open and shut the door behind me. Busted on my first grow, I hadn't even tried any yet that was my first thought, I was bummed.
Turns out the cop is investigating a neighbour complaint who reported ppl trespassing etc. I mention a similar incident where I had a drunk kid knocking on my back door at 3am telling me he lived in my house and was why I built my fence etc.
So he tells me to have a good night "but lay off the bong I could smell it from the front door!"
Holy fucking shit man, if he only knew...my knees were shaking when I got back inside. The adrenaline crash was immense.
So I quit harvesting that night but I did run the trim and made some bubble hash later that night.
Anyway there's a few more small branches but currently my two plants have yielded 421 grams (15 ounces) with another ounce or two to go, the other two plants in the shed I doubt I'll get to weigh but they have an ounce or two as well. So for my first grow/harvest I've had my ups downs and even the fucking cops but it's been a fun learning experience.
It's the one night were shits a bit lax, house smelled. Been back at it for about an hour when there's another knock on my door, now I'm pissed, cursing my mates name who always shows up at the most inappropriate times and never txts or calls prior to arriving. I'm halfway to the door still with gloves on still cursing and look up and see it's the FUCKING COPS!!!!
My stomach sank. Even now my sphincter puckers up like a snare-drum.
I turned around ripped off the gloves and told my mates it was the cops (they thought I was joking). I open and shut the door behind me. Busted on my first grow, I hadn't even tried any yet that was my first thought, I was bummed.
Turns out the cop is investigating a neighbour complaint who reported ppl trespassing etc. I mention a similar incident where I had a drunk kid knocking on my back door at 3am telling me he lived in my house and was why I built my fence etc.
So he tells me to have a good night "but lay off the bong I could smell it from the front door!"
Holy fucking shit man, if he only knew...my knees were shaking when I got back inside. The adrenaline crash was immense.
So I quit harvesting that night but I did run the trim and made some bubble hash later that night.
Anyway there's a few more small branches but currently my two plants have yielded 421 grams (15 ounces) with another ounce or two to go, the other two plants in the shed I doubt I'll get to weigh but they have an ounce or two as well. So for my first grow/harvest I've had my ups downs and even the fucking cops but it's been a fun learning experience.
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great great great story! Any chance I can see a close up of one of those nugs, hard for me to see in the jar. I am just envious 
, but the first thing that saved me was this cop was alone, no partners keeping each other in check.
. It was my neighbor gal (who knows I always have a couple outdoor plants) that came over to ask the cops if everything was ok? They proceed to then ask her a slew of questions about my neighbors old roommate .... whew!!!
