Last nights concert.

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iamnobody

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Went to see Breaking Benjamin last night.

Great show, met some cool people. Wife had a way much to drink, but I played the Designated driver. Finally got to drive her Mustang, which was nice.

Anyway while there we met this really cool chick who hit it off well with my wife... like REEAAALLLYYY well.

So after a night of watching my wife drunkenly flirt with this chick and some hopeful thinking and some subtle (and not so subtle) hints and suggestions, being groped and dry humped by two women all night....

We parted ways with whatshername, and I ended the night playing babysitter for a drunk wife, then furiously masturbating to internet porn.
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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iamnobody said:
Went to see Breaking Benjamin last night.

Great show, met some cool people. Wife had a way much to drink, but I played the Designated driver. Finally got to drive her Mustang, which was nice.

Anyway while there we met this really cool chick who hit it off well with my wife... like REEAAALLLYYY well.

So after a night of watching my wife drunkenly flirt with this chick and some hopeful thinking and some subtle (and not so subtle) hints and suggestions, being groped and dry humped by two women all night....

We parted ways with whatshername, and I ended the night playing babysitter for a drunk wife, then furiously masturbating to internet porn.
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Cool. Good times!
 
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iamnobody

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haha just shy of great times my friend.


but that mustang is sexy. Sunshine yellow convertible with a 5.0 engine. There's a reason why I never get to drive it.
 
greasemonkeymann

greasemonkeymann

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iamnobody said:
Went to see Breaking Benjamin last night.

Great show, met some cool people. Wife had a way much to drink, but I played the Designated driver. Finally got to drive her Mustang, which was nice.

Anyway while there we met this really cool chick who hit it off well with my wife... like REEAAALLLYYY well.

So after a night of watching my wife drunkenly flirt with this chick and some hopeful thinking and some subtle (and not so subtle) hints and suggestions, being groped and dry humped by two women all night....

We parted ways with whatshername, and I ended the night playing babysitter for a drunk wife, then furiously masturbating to internet porn.
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that's just BRUTAL man...
I have been there, I used to date this girl that liked to fuck with me on that...
malicious I say.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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^^ I wasn't ready for that, so I sprayed some coffee on my screen. They've got some good tunes, that was harsh...

This is what BB had to say about your comment -

 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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iamnobody said:
Went to see Breaking Benjamin last night.

Great show, met some cool people. Wife had a way much to drink, but I played the Designated driver. Finally got to drive her Mustang, which was nice.

Anyway while there we met this really cool chick who hit it off well with my wife... like REEAAALLLYYY well.

So after a night of watching my wife drunkenly flirt with this chick and some hopeful thinking and some subtle (and not so subtle) hints and suggestions, being groped and dry humped by two women all night....

We parted ways with whatshername, and I ended the night playing babysitter for a drunk wife, then furiously masturbating to internet porn.
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That story is hot, but confusing. I've heard of this type of thing before, adults dry humping and groping without fucking. I haven't had that experience since HS, how do horny adults that are attracted to each other not fuck when they have the opportunity? If they were drunkenly groping my shit I would subtly take it out, that woulda gotten things rolling...
 
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