Living vicariously...

I just wanted to introduce myself. Like my nick says, I don't get high - more accurately - I can't risk getting high. My "zero tolerance" employer can test me at any time, so not willing to risk my livelihood, I haven't had a bong hit in over ten years. My spouse however dosen't have to worry about that kind of crap. Right now I waiting on my outdoor bagseed grow to finish. I started with fifteen seedlings, only three went male. I really wasn't ready for that many females. In the past I've done more plants all at once but I'm used to more like 60% male, so I was really expecting to have only four or five females. But back then I was growing in the deserts of So Cal and I think the environment is more stressful, now I live in a more tropical place, low stress = more females - I believe. Most of my girls appear to be indica/sativa hybrids, one looks like a mexican sativa, one is pretty much all ruderalis (my first) it had matured, and ripened by the time the rest of them were just starting to show sex. I'm told by my official taste tester that it tastes strong and is the heavy indica stone. I had topped the plant a couple of times while it was still vegging so I ended up with eight colas between 6" and 8" without a scale I have to guess the dry weight at one and three quarters ounces. I only harvested the colas and am letting the little buds get a little bigger for a second harvest. My last one is a ruderalis hybrid but I can't really tell what the mix is, but it looks like it going to have really dense colas.
Once I'm done with this grow, I'm going inside - it's just too stressful to deal with the risks of being out in the open. Hopefully one day soon I'll be able to enjoy the fruits (flowers?) of my labor, but until then I'm just doing because I get a kick out of it, and it's cheaper and safer than scoring schwag from the local dope dealer.
I have lots of questions, but if the search button doesn't provide the answers, I'll post in the proper forum.

Piss tests? That's the MAIN REASON I don't work anymore....

In short, I don't PEE for nobody. (Ok, maybe on their shoe)

I've walked on 2 different jobs when they came up with that BULLSHIT a few years into employment when the Feds started all of this intrusive shit in the workplace. I wouldn't have taken the position in the first place had their been testing...so to pop it up as a requirement AFTER the fact doesn't fly with me one fuckin bit.

If it were me..I'd be asking for em to pay me 24-fuckin'/7/365 days of the year to keep me on a short leash like that....

otherwise...it's bong time...and you can go fuck yerself Mr. Employer. You pay me for 8 good hours a day...nothin more. When you decide to pay me 24 hours a day..we shall talk.

then again..it's more fun to get high all day and fuck off workin altogether... LOL.

My last job prior to the Medical Examination, I had to pass a lie dectector test, I lied and passed every test I ever took. Regarding the piss test, I had to piss two times when I walked in and prior to leaving. I got over by filling Small chldrens blood bags with clean piss and putting them under my socks, I was walking on them. I eventually retired from that job after 10 years as an AVP.