Unclebaldrick
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Tomorrow evening, Queen Elizabeth will become England's longest ruling monarch. I hope she makes it. I mean it, man.
Long Live that Sexy Queen Elizabeth
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Steve French
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I think we should string the monarchy up, and sell off their houses and jewels and give it to the poor, the greasy fucks.
Remember when Harry was in all that shit over dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween? Can't blame the nigga, he got that outfit out of granddaddys wardrobe. The Cunt.
Remember when Harry was in all that shit over dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween? Can't blame the nigga, he got that outfit out of granddaddys wardrobe. The Cunt.
abe supercro
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thanks steve fr3nch!
lahadaextranjera
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She ain't going no where! Her Mum lived til well over 100.
Apparently she was a cyborg for at least 20 yrs til she malfunctioned
lahadaextranjera
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I'm just watching the news regarding the refugee situation. The Royal family should be proud to be German! What a country!
bu$hleaguer
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I'd munch on her colon.
sworth
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Do lizards have colons?
Trousers
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Not really.
The royals for what ever reason allegedly make more money than it costs to maintain them.
I guess the English and Canadians are dumb, as are the tourists that spend money on royal crap.
sworth
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"...tourists come here for our world class museums, beautiful scenery, fantastic shopping and captivating history - not because they might catch a glimpse of Prince Andrew.
In a republic, royal properties such as Buckingham Palace would be open all year round, so visitors that do want to explore our royal heritage would have even more opportunity to do so..." - See more at: https://republic.org.uk/what-we-want/monarchy-myth-buster/its-good-tourism#sthash.9OdqgDMm.dpuf
Trousers
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That is terrifically irrelevant to my post.
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/07/is-the-british-royal-family-worth-the-money/278052/
"sustaining the royal family costs Britons 53 pence, or about 81 cents, per person, per year."
"But some British republicans -- those who want to abolish the monarchy -- say the actual cost is much higher, once you factor in things like security detail and the cost of preparing for royal visits. Their figure is about 200 million pounds, or $307 million. "
"The British tourism agency has reported that the royal family generates close to 500 million pounds, or about $767 million, every year in tourism revenue, drawing visitors to historic royal sites like the Tower of London, Windsor Castle, and Buckingham Palace. "
Thanks for playing.
Fuck the Queen.
bu$hleaguer
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I'd pay about a pound to taste her
Singlemalt
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I was in grad school when Charles and Diana got married; shortly after they made the honeymoon or whatever and visited the US and fucking came to my little university town. The whole fucking place went gaga batshit in their giddy excitement over "The Royals". Jesus christ you'd have thought God and Jesus and Mohammed were visiting. That was when I realized we hadn't really won the Revolutionary War and the last 200 yrs was a cruel joke
Diabolical666
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SM...I was waiting for you to tell us you banged Diana...darn!
Singlemalt
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Lol. She prolly had bad teeth like all the Brits. I was so appalled and offended by the spectacle I stayed in my lab and worked. Those fuckers even toured the campus and the officials were all giddy; fuckin UC and the deans/officials were acting like scullery maids