Man'z Best Friend....

tyler.durden

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This is my dog, shitball. I hate him. I've tried to get rid of him many times, but he somehow always finds his way back home. I haven't fed him in 8 months, yet he keeps right on living. I'm not even sure it's actually a dog. It shit on my bed again today (hence his name), so I kicked him hard in the ass. His tail fell off and I heard a snapping sound, now I can't seem to straighten him out again. I brought him to my local shelter and told them about my seething hate and that I abuse him, they simply laughed and said, 'we don't blame you.' They will not take him. What should I do???
 

Bareback

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This is my dog, shitball. I hate him. I've tried to get rid of him many times, but he somehow always finds his way back home. I haven't fed him in 8 months, yet he keeps right on living. I'm not even sure it's actually a dog. It shit on my bed again today (hence his name), so I kicked him hard in the ass. His tail fell off and I heard a snapping sound, now I can't seem to straighten him out again. I brought him to my local shelter and told them about my seething hate and that I abuse him, they simply laughed and said, 'we don't blame you.' They will not take him. What should I do???
I think it’s a possum
 

Oh My

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This is my dog, shitball. I hate him. I've tried to get rid of him many times, but he somehow always finds his way back home. I haven't fed him in 8 months, yet he keeps right on living. I'm not even sure it's actually a dog. It shit on my bed again today (hence his name), so I kicked him hard in the ass. His tail fell off and I heard a snapping sound, now I can't seem to straighten him out again. I brought him to my local shelter and told them about my seething hate and that I abuse him, they simply laughed and said, 'we don't blame you.' They will not take him. What should I do???
Oh Shit!
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tangerinegreen555

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This is my dog, shitball. I hate him. I've tried to get rid of him many times, but he somehow always finds his way back home. I haven't fed him in 8 months, yet he keeps right on living. I'm not even sure it's actually a dog. It shit on my bed again today (hence his name), so I kicked him hard in the ass. His tail fell off and I heard a snapping sound, now I can't seem to straighten him out again. I brought him to my local shelter and told them about my seething hate and that I abuse him, they simply laughed and said, 'we don't blame you.' They will not take him. What should I do???
Does Shitball have a girlfriend?

Asking for a friend.

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Skuxx

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This is my dog, shitball. I hate him. I've tried to get rid of him many times, but he somehow always finds his way back home. I haven't fed him in 8 months, yet he keeps right on living. I'm not even sure it's actually a dog. It shit on my bed again today (hence his name), so I kicked him hard in the ass. His tail fell off and I heard a snapping sound, now I can't seem to straighten him out again. I brought him to my local shelter and told them about my seething hate and that I abuse him, they simply laughed and said, 'we don't blame you.' They will not take him. What should I do???
Pretty sure that is @bu$hleaguer
 

tyler.durden

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Well, my old dog, shitball, finally died. Thank god, I hated him SO much. I got lonely, so I found a stray eating trash that seemed cool, so I took him in. I call him Garbage. The trouble is, he is now addicted to meth. I try to hide my stash well, but sometimes when I'm really tweaking I just don't think about it. I left out about .5 of a gram the other night, and one taste is all it took. Garbage was hooked. I now have to steal for two to support our habit, as Garbage is such an asshole without his fix. Which I understand. His appearance has really gone downhill lately. I wanted to take him to the vet for a check up, but I fear they'll lock him up if he tests positive for crank. Suggestions?














 

Bareback

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Well, my old dog, shitball, finally died. Thank god, I hated him SO much. I got lonely, so I found a stray eating trash that seemed cool, so I took him in. I call him Garbage. The trouble is, he is now addicted to meth. I try to hide my stash well, but sometimes when I'm really tweaking I just don't think about it. I left out about .5 of a gram the other night, and one taste is all it took. Garbage was hooked. I now have to steal for two to support our habit, as Garbage is such an asshole without his fix. Which I understand. His appearance has really gone downhill lately. I wanted to take him to the vet for a check up, but I fear they'll lock him up if he tests positive for crank. Suggestions?














He looks cool, I don’t think they be suspicious at all. You should be good.

RIP Shitball
 
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