Masturbation: Left vs Right

Left vs Right/Lube vs No Lube

  • Left w/ Lube

    Votes: 1 14.3%
  • Right w/ Lube

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Left w/ Friction(No Lube)

    Votes: 1 14.3%
  • Right w/ Friction(No Lube)

    Votes: 5 71.4%

  • Total voters
    7

Kodank Moment

Well-Known Member
So I just got done smashin my girl...a real girl...not my dick....and I was wondering...

I jerk it with the Left...but I am right handed. I find my hand is always busy on the mouse or flipping pages and I more then likely defaulted to the left. Used to do it with the right when I was younger...weird how we evolve.

That also got me wondering? Lube or No Lube? By lube I mean spit, lotion, creams, oils, all that shit.

I mean then there is the matter of using a tube sock on the end or some tissues or just a good old fashioned "fuck it, let it land where it wants".

Then you can even jerk it in weird places like planes, buses, libraries, office meetings etc. I mean fuck I got head on a city bus while in transit once....so you can jerk just about anywhere.

And the last thing I thought about was porn or no porn? Some dudes have a large spank bank in their brains...almost always though I'd prefer not having to think AND jerk it....that's just exhausting.

Sorry. Lets hope this thread is full of win.
 

purplehazin

Well-Known Member
Oh man, that talk about planes got me thinking back to my college days. Had my first blow on a plane when I flew home to my parents freshmen year. You never forget that shit :D As for jerkin it, right hand friction all day.
 

Kodank Moment

Well-Known Member
Oh man, that talk about planes got me thinking back to my college days. Had my first blow on a plane when I flew home to my parents freshmen year. You never forget that shit :D As for jerkin it, right hand friction all day.
Ah you keep it old school. Ya you don't forget public blow jobs lol.
 

bajafox

Well-Known Member
Thanks to the threads topic and the OPs avatar, I will be back in 3, maybe 4 minutes...and yes, due to having to use a mouse when I was single, I became a lefty as well
 

Padawanbater2

Well-Known Member
Right hand no lube 98% of the time with porn.

I can use my left, I used to have a little trouble with that, couldn't really get the motion down for a while, that took some practice. lol
 
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