meeting the parents? Help!

high|hgih

high|hgih

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I have been dating this girl for a couple months and haven't met her parents until tomorrow, and I am really freaking out over it. I like her a lot, and I dont wanna fuck things up. Her parents are druggies, kinda, they might be, I dont really know the deal there.. All I know is her dad was or is a meth head and her mom she and I dont really know what her mom is up too.. I just don't know what to do? I've never been good at this part, and shes the one I actually give a shit about fucking it up or not.. I really don't know. Plus being high as fuck isn't helping my paranoia, and I really dont want to go over there high, so that means I cant smoke.. What the hell should I do? lol
 
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StonedPony

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you arent fucking them so why worry.......if they dont like you so fucking what.......you will still date her.................get a pair of balls and just go over there.
 
high|hgih

high|hgih

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Lol you guys are assholes but I love it. No I have some weird thing with meeting parents,e I dont talk and whether I'm there like every day or not I still don't talk, its weird as hell but it happens. But Ill make sure and drop the upper decker:D
 
high|hgih

high|hgih

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lmao post-dinner. It HAS to be post dinner. maybe a little bud to spice things up before dinner.

Well that covers the dad... But what about the mother? I would bring an assorted basket of drugs just in case you cant go wrong
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Her moms a milf. I got what she needs. a 3 sum :D Seriously, that would be tight
 
CultivationArt

CultivationArt

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dude honestly, just be yourself. odds is if pops is a tweeker, moms is too.
bring some herbs, if they smoke meth they probly smoke bud, idk, never been in your situation.


and who ever said kill them.... that made laugh my ass off
 
BoomerBloomer57

BoomerBloomer57

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Look, I don't mean to be prickly,,,,,,

Don't even bother with her parents a methhead father and i'll bet a doughnut or two Mom's a craigslist list hooker.

Tell her flat out you do not care to meet her parents. What good could possibly come from it.
You are not comfortable with the idea so use that spinal column and tell her no dealio.

Do not get involved with people like this if you are growing. First thing ya know, pops is crawlin into yer grow cause he needs a tweak.
Does this girl know about yer grow? If she does, you a triple fucked.

Rule #1.

Who can give me Rule #1?

Oh man, if she knows you grow you are screwed, blued and tat fucking tood!
 
high|hgih

high|hgih

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I'll bring some buds and the kill them thing made me laugh too!

But thank god she doesn't know. I literally JUST started growing and they haven't even sprouted that much yet. But the rule is to tell absolutely no one. I mean if she finds it no big deal the first thing I will say is "DONT TELL YOUR PARENTS!" well or anyone for that matter.and if he ever find out about the room, hes screwed because I might just put some extra meth in his food ;)
 
high|hgih

high|hgih

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Real answer: If her parents are real meth heads, I doubt they'll give two shits about you.
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THAT was a good answer. I think her mom just smokes and drinks, at least thats what my girlfriend said. I fucking am bringing a sack over there!
 
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