I agree with you, my first reaction was (piece of junk) and I went to check out the reviews and all that, but, realistically I cannot afford to make my tent any louder... the apartments already are like freakin police around here! anyway, I read about a marine who uses one to cool his sardine like bed at night?? just figured it might be a shot!
But I still need a way to bring them temps down. I think they it gets close to 100 degree's, plus I just cloned a bunch of cheese and I aint tryin to loose them, later on!
I know what you mean. In my journal I'm experimenting with various techniques. It's helpful to think of heat as a waste by-product in your situation. But, if you were to calculate the vol. of air cooled for a mairne in his rack compared to your tent????...also, said marine probably doesn't have 100s of watts of lighting irradiating his sheets with infrared.
So, heat is a waste, to be transported at a higher rate than you add it. Air or water transport? Cold water to copper coils and bring the outside air through that. A Radiator set up. I have that in play. Plumb the top of the tent through the ceiling into the attic or out a window? A convection setup. I pull a lot of the heat through my carbon filter and dump it into the attic. A forced exhaust setup.
I have a 100 gals of water I keep cold with an old room a/c with it's cold coils immersed in water. Produces big heat, so the hot side is in another insulated water flow. That water goes to a homemade cooling min-tower, that I made out of buckets and sponges/with a shower head sprayer. Water is several times more effective at transporting heat.
The nice thing about water is that it can be easily and stealthy transported. To the shower head in your bathroom and back to tent for example. Just that will cool the water significantly. I have a water cooled light, and a waterblock cooled Peliter @ 200 w to remove the 20% of the heat that the Fesca Sol fixture leaves behind.
For the current emergency add dry ice at the top of the tent in mini-cooler you hang there. Adds to yield and protects from the temps.
Also, helpful for me is the idea that a tent or anything really indoors is a micro-climate inside a maco-climate of some kind.
If you want to invest, get a window air or a portable A/C that conditions the room that the grow draws from. Cheers.