GreenNugget
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We've all had them... let's here some of your most embarrassing toking moments, whether you were with friends or by yourself 
Most Embarassing Toking Moments
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TigerClock
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Laughing while hitting the bong...flooding the bowl....classic
herbsicle420
Active Member
whenever my friend coughs hard from good nugs, saliva starts pouring out of his mouth and down his chin. he has to bend over and let it drip out while he's coughing.... his GF won't last long
JayTrinity
Active Member
back in the 80's I toked on a 3 foot gravity bong then walked into the closed screen door, taking every panel and screen out and falling onto the sidewalk.
THOSE WERE THE DAYS!
THOSE WERE THE DAYS!
Carne Seca
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I had a buddy that sharted himself after a huge bong hit. This is a guy that refused to fart in front of anyone. I had to drive him home. Damn he stank. 
DaBong
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I think I might have just called him a cab....LOLI had a buddy that sharted himself after a huge bong hit. This is a guy that refused to fart in front of anyone. I had to drive him home. Damn he stank.
Smokey21530
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About 10 years ago I knew a dude that was that type of smoker that always experienced what pot dosent do. He would smoke then act like he was tripping. So we did a lil placebo effect lol we packed a bowl with wizard weed and watched he smoke 2 bowls to his face he kept tryin to pass it and we were like na its all you. Needless to say 20 mins later he was acting drunk then we told his girl and everyone we were wit and to this day we call him Wizard.
Total Head
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when i was 14 and practically a weed virgin i bought a dimebag of italian seasoning off some dude at school. i then proceeded to bring this bag of seasoning to a friend's house to share. he thought it was the funniest shit in the world and called about 7 people one after another. i remember my friend's sister went through the entire seasoning rack till she matched the stuff. then she whacked me upside the head very very hard. it was a bad day.
april
Pickle Queen
bahahaha ok now i feel bad for giving the local anoying rich kid a mix of catnip/oregano, kid said he tripped balls untill we all laughed and told him what it was.
My friend was trying to impress this older guy by taking a huge rip on his bong, she then coughed until she barfed on his carpet, i felt so bad for her
GanJulia
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ahhhh hahaha i had a girlfriend puke TWICE after smoking my bong. luckily it was just the two of us
I also had a friend laugh out the last of our weed into the swimming pool once. FLOPPPPPPPPPPPP
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1
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Well I'm embarassed to say I tried smoking corn husk's and banana peels cause i heard they could get you high,,,way back when.
RyanTheRhino
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The first time i smoked someone convinced me to take a sip of bong water. hahaha didnt know any better
april
Pickle Queen
lol fucking light weights, i've smoked a few men under the table well into a coma i should say lol, weird i find women tokers can handle more bongs , well besides the 2 girls we've smoked with lmfaoahhhh hahaha i had a girlfriend puke TWICE after smoking my bong. luckily it was just the two of us
I did date this guy in high school that also druled all over himself as someone else above posted lol, talk about mood killer
Or the few guys that decided to take their parents meds( the name is on the tip of my tongue damn it lol pills that are very commonly prescribed) anyways one guy passed out hard for a few hours so when he woke up he had a million little cocks drawn all over his face with a sharpie lol
I like getting my buzz on but i can handle my shit, a few weeks ago a took over a 12 shots of disaronno, realized the sun was coming up so i decided to pass out, and i barely weigh 100lbs, people make me laugh, lets go from sober to smashed in 1 hour and barf lmfao
GanJulia
Active Member
Ahh I know, its so sad. I honestly don't have one girl friend in this damn state that can smoke even half the amount of weed that I do, and alll my guy friends have admitted that I smoke just as much or more weed than they do
bongs are the best, practice makes perfect 
I forgot to add my embarrassing toking moment, which lasted about a month. When I first started smoking it was bowls bowls bowls all the time in my friends basement, these 3 guys i took a class with in highschool. No one told me specifically to hold the shotgun/carb hole whatever you call it, so i never did. I really never got high until one day while with a huge group of people this guy goes "yo, are you holding the shotgun?" as i was taking a hit...I said..."huh?"
I had no idea what he was talking about. They all laughed and told me what to do, then I coughed my lungs out and got super baked 
Occasionally people still joke about it. We've had worse things happen in our group of friends though
april
Pickle Queen
lol aww fuck when i was doing the online dating thing 4 yrs ago i had this one guy come over after we met a few times, he said he had smoke bongs before so i passed him the first bong , first he put his mouth on the release or shot gun as u call it, i kinda giggled because he was about to light it i said no put your mouth on the other hole, the then put the bowl in his mouth with a confused look on his face lmfao, so i grabbed the bong and hit it, dude was such a pussy he could barely get the cherry going, he wanted me to fill it for him lol ya let me light it , fill it and pass it to u, i just laugh when people lie about being able to smokeAhh I know, its so sad. I honestly don't have one girl friend in this damn state that can smoke even half the amount of weed that I do, and alll my guy friends have admitted that I smoke just as much or more weed than they do
I forgot to add my embarrassing toking moment, which lasted about a month. When I first started smoking it was bowls bowls bowls all the time in my friends basement, these 3 guys i took a class with in highschool. No one told me specifically to hold the shotgun/carb hole whatever you call it, so i never did. I really never got high until one day while with a huge group of people this guy goes "yo, are you holding the shotgun?" as i was taking a hit...I said..."huh?"
Carne Seca
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Oh I called him a lot more than that.
chillwills
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I have to constantly remind myself thats ladies like you do exist. One of these days I will get to have one all to myself............One of these days. LOL <3Ahh I know, its so sad. I honestly don't have one girl friend in this damn state that can smoke even half the amount of weed that I do, and alll my guy friends have admitted that I smoke just as much or more weed than they do
I forgot to add my embarrassing toking moment, which lasted about a month. When I first started smoking it was bowls bowls bowls all the time in my friends basement, these 3 guys i took a class with in highschool. No one told me specifically to hold the shotgun/carb hole whatever you call it, so i never did. I really never got high until one day while with a huge group of people this guy goes "yo, are you holding the shotgun?" as i was taking a hit...I said..."huh?"
weedmastatx
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When i was just out of school me and a couple of buddies were just out riding around smoking some blunts.. The car we were in had a sunroof on it so we'd open it so just in case we got pulled over no smell.. So me trying to be the fly guy tried ashin out of the roof going a good 60mph and as soon as the wind caught the blunt BOOM out the window it went. Luckily we had more but till this day they still give me hell about it..
king smokesalot
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I had an ounce and over the weekened me and a couple of friends went to the lake and smoke and we got halfway thru the ounce and my friend went to open the car but it was locked and his hand slipped off and he racked himself hard lol great times