Most Sketchiest Pick Up

I'm not sure if there has been a topic like this, but I'm at work high and I was thinking of a lot of times I've picked up bud from my buddies and had some crazy sketchy moments. I thought it'd be cool if everyone were to list some of their most sketchy, funny or just plain stupid pick ups.

For starters I will tell about 2 times that really come to mind for me. Nothing really crazy but they were fun.

I think one of my most sketchy pick ups was at a gas station while pumping gas. Random guy came up and told me he had some dank ass fire, so I asked to see it. It turned out to be decent shit and I was running dry at the time so what good timing for me. Dude got into the car right at the gas pump and weighed me out an eight. Mean while it was about 2 pm in the middle of a busy gas station. It was scary but fun haha.

And one more funny pick up I had. One of my dealers was in the drive thru of steak and shake (and of course always a lot of people in that line) and it was around 11 pm. We just did a quick toss through our windows, I was buying a half o. It was evident that people knew what we were doing. So that was another cool little pick up I've encountered.

Well those are starters for now. My memory is pretty bad (wonder why) so that's all that I can think of as far as sketchy pick ups go.

Hope this thread works out, have fun!

DEA.gov > news releases > search by field division > everyone wanted is mexican or spanish.....and CANADIAN.

pot pickups only? ive got some great stories involving other "things".

we were getting a nitrous tank for a little party from our guy in the city. we usually go to his house, back the truck up to the garage and load it up, no problem. for whatever reason we couldnt go to his house this time so he gave us an address and a time. the address was to a godamn Little Ceasars and the time was dinner time!! so we wait in the parking lot for like 20 mins till a van pulls up and unloads a 5' tall bright blue nitrous tank into out truck in front of like 18 pizza patrons. half of them were staring, a couple were laughing(the jig was obviously up), and were thinkin its the county hotel for us! we made it home safe and had a hell of a party but talk about puting your shit on broadcast!

shit, i meant dea.gov > most wanted > is the link you want

had my buddy come to my back door at work a lot...one time the general manager was walking out as he was comming thru the alley....luckily i called him quick enough and told him to dip right quick

I once used a crack head to do a search and find in Baltimore. Since there are plenty of crack heads in Fells Point, it wasn't hard to find one with connections.

When I lived in the midwest, my provider owned a Pizza Hut. If I called him with a specific order with anchovies, he knew that I was picking up a half o.

i've picked up at damn near any place/situation you could imagine; but it is always freaky when you are going through a friend of a friend and he tells you something like "he's a cop or something, but i swear he's cool man!".... that's happened a few times

NLseeker said:

I once used a crack head to do a search and find in Baltimore. Since there are plenty of crack heads in Fells Point, it wasn't hard to find one with connections.

When I lived in the midwest, my provider owned a Pizza Hut. If I called him with a specific order with anchovies, he knew that I was picking up a half o.

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Haha ya I've done that. My buddy worked at a Wing Zone and I used to that shit. Awesome stuff. So far so good, keep 'em coming

Ya I hate doing that friend of a friend shit. Always feels wrong. I was just thinking of another time actually when I went to go pick up some shit. Waaaaaaaaay out in the woods, I was with one of my friends. Had to meet up with a friend, go to tihs guys house to pick up what we were getting. Homeboy said I looked like LEO and asked for my wallet, so he took it and squeezed it and said "good you're not a cop I don't feel a badge"

So I was like aight, cool. Then after that we went back to my friends house (she was in her mid 30's at the time) and she had a bunch of people over. One dude actually pulled out a .45 and threatened my friend and I to take our shit. Now I'm not one to be carrying guns around and shit, I'm more of a laid back chill guy. So I said fuck that and we booked.

I'd have to say that was one of my scariest pick ups not having to do with the law. I think the scariest part about it was, we were way back in the woods where these people lived and it took at least 30 minutes to get to a gas station or anything. And it was like 1 am.

01greenv8 said:

Ya I hate doing that friend of a friend shit. Always feels wrong. I was just thinking of another time actually when I went to go pick up some shit. Waaaaaaaaay out in the woods, I was with one of my friends. Had to meet up with a friend, go to tihs guys house to pick up what we were getting. Homeboy said I looked like LEO and asked for my wallet, so he took it and squeezed it and said "good you're not a cop I don't feel a badge"

So I was like aight, cool. Then after that we went back to my friends house (she was in her mid 30's at the time) and she had a bunch of people over. One dude actually pulled out a .45 and threatened my friend and I to take our shit. Now I'm not one to be carrying guns around and shit, I'm more of a laid back chill guy. So I said fuck that and we booked.

I'd have to say that was one of my scariest pick ups not having to do with the law. I think the scariest part about it was, we were way back in the woods where these people lived and it took at least 30 minutes to get to a gas station or anything. And it was like 1 am.

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fuck tht... i dont do guns ( well.. hand guns neway )

guns and weed dont mix...guns and weed and coke mixx

Ya I do agree, guns and weed don't mix..

When I was 18 me and my buddies were driving around trying to buy beer. As we were driving we saw 2 guys stumbling down the road piss drunk. I pulled over and my buddy asked if they were ok and needed a lift. They hop in the car and my buddy asks if they would mind buying us beer. They agree so we stop off at a liqueur store and one of them hopes out to buy the beer while the other drunk dude stayed in the car. The dude in the car goes on to say that he and his buddy are cops as we sit there in disbelif and almost start laughing cause his speach is so slured and we dont belive him. So then he pulls out his badge and we all shut up fast. All he ends up saying it to go somewhere to drink it and not to go driving ....... lol so anyway we drop them off and go drinking but are still in shock that a cop bought us beer .....

iamthatguy said:

When I was 18 me and my buddies were driving around trying to buy beer. As we were driving we saw 2 guys stumbling down the road piss drunk. I pulled over and my buddy asked if they were ok and needed a lift. They hop in the car and my buddy asks if they would mind buying us beer. They agree so we stop off at a liqueur store and one of them hopes out to buy the beer while the other drunk dude stayed in the car. The dude in the car goes on to say that he and his buddy are cops as we sit there in disbelif and almost start laughing cause his speach is so slured and we dont belive him. So then he pulls out his badge and we all shut up fast. All he ends up saying it to go somewhere to drink it and not to go driving ....... lol so anyway we drop them off and go drinking but are still in shock that a cop bought us beer .....

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Hahaha damnnnnn that's crazy.

iamthatguy said:

When I was 18 me and my buddies were driving around trying to buy beer. As we were driving we saw 2 guys stumbling down the road piss drunk. I pulled over and my buddy asked if they were ok and needed a lift. They hop in the car and my buddy asks if they would mind buying us beer. They agree so we stop off at a liqueur store and one of them hopes out to buy the beer while the other drunk dude stayed in the car. The dude in the car goes on to say that he and his buddy are cops as we sit there in disbelif and almost start laughing cause his speach is so slured and we dont belive him. So then he pulls out his badge and we all shut up fast. All he ends up saying it to go somewhere to drink it and not to go driving ....... lol so anyway we drop them off and go drinking but are still in shock that a cop bought us beer .....

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thats a good one... this is a hair off subject but when i was 16 we got pulled over with weed and a small bong(yeah i know, dumb - 16) by an unmarked car. they hasseled us for awhile, took everything, and sent us on our way. the kicker was, when we were pulling away i saw them packing up MY bong with MY weed!

picked up a half of some killer kush in a dinner the other day, it was pretty cool, had to go in their order a drink, drink it, not pay for it, go to the bathroom put money in a bag, take pot from bag... could have taken it, but thats not cool!!! it was interesting.
I used to sell... stuff, and I would have to go to a pizzeria to sell it I would come in with a cup of coffee with the stuff in it, order pizza get pizza (money with pizza in a bag) leave my drink at that was it I used to love doing that, the most money I ever made in 10 minutes, it was great! and free tasty pizza!!!!!!

that is a cool story I'm that guy, funny!!! almost like superbad

tckfui said:

picked up a half of some killer kush in a dinner the other day, it was pretty cool, had to go in their order a drink, drink it, not pay for it, go to the bathroom put money in a bag, take pot from bag... could have taken it, but thats not cool!!! it was interesting.
I used to sell... stuff, and I would have to go to a pizzeria to sell it I would come in with a cup of coffee with the stuff in it, order pizza get pizza (money with pizza in a bag) leave my drink at that was it I used to love doing that, the most money I ever made in 10 minutes, it was great! and free tasty pizza!!!!!!

that is a cool story I'm that guy, funny!!! almost like superbad

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Haha niice that's a good one. When I was reading about how you would put the money in a cup it reminded me of tihs one time I was going to pick up some green and my dude had to go, so he left it in his gas door compartment of his car (he left in his friends car) and I took the bud and left the money in the same spot lol. Same situation you were in, but na that's not cool.

i was on the way to buy a gram from this small time hustler dealer, and on my way he calls me up and says i dont have to pay him if i bring some laundry detergent in a ziplock bag....wtf!

OGDANTON said:

i was on the way to buy a gram from this small time hustler dealer, and on my way he calls me up and says i dont have to pay him if i bring some laundry detergent in a ziplock bag....wtf!

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I doubt he was doing his fecking laundry. Holy shit.

KiloBit said:

I doubt he was doing his fecking laundry. Holy shit.

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so wtf was he doing then?