So it was a adventure drowning in bad luck, from 5 minutes of being picked up. So I dropped my phone in a center counsel full of soda, Fryed! So no phone for 800 miles. But kinda a good thing. That's the reason I've been away from RIU cuz my phone would glitch every time I would try to respond. That phones being torchered by demons in he'll hopefully. Any who, get to St. Louise and it's snowing and 11F outside all I have is a hoodie. I thought "wow snow" then I thought shit, fuck everything North of Dallas, this sux" then I found out that his room mate is a bonafied crack head. Thought crack had died like disco, but I guise only in Texas, but it was nice to get a brake from meth. After I ran out of my road trip stash that is. The first 2 days were a haze. Mike dosed me with 7 1/2 hits of acid, 30mg of 2ci, and 5mg of 5 meo amt and some kinda mdma analog I can't remember the name of. After I had been up 4 days. The world disintegrated around me and I blacked out and woke up twist I thought was the next day but they told me I was out for 2 days. It's a shame cuz it was my second trip on acid, and it was a real trip that made the 2 hits I took before look like Maybe 2 grams of moldy shrooms. Shoulda waited but you know Mike, "let's take 23 drugs at once" kinda glad his "Box of wonders" got confiscated or it woulda been a trip to the funny farm for sure. While I was tripping before the acid we started our extractions. Grinded up 750G of Caapi to powder, then put it in the crock pot and started cooking it up. Then put my 276G of Mimosa root bark powder to boil for the dnt extraction. When I woke up we drove to Lowe's to purchase Lye and naptha and the grocery store for 2 Gallons of vinegar. Spent the next day boiling and reducing and explaining the art of extractions to Mike as I went along. Finally based the Caapi tea to precipitate the Harmine and THH freebase. Interesting watching a clear liquid explode into thousands of mm sized tan particles. I feel like a alchemists/wizard performing magic. But tragedy struck for my dmt extraction. I reduced it to were I wanted it then and was only 24 hours from returning to my real home and visiting the elves and kicking it with Terrence. I put it in a Pyrex measuring cup, put it on the stove and added my salt par the max ion tek. And remember I said Pyrex, supposedly heat resistant right? Well I'm sitting there storing proud of my work feeling like a neo shaman once again. It felt good then all of a sudden !BANG!! It exploded like a bomb covering me in boiling mimosa and glass shards. I screamed NO! FUCK, NO FUCK YOU GOD! FUCKING PYREX! PYREX Inc. YOU FUCKING LYERS! " FLAME and hear resistant, can boil liquids on stove top!" I could hear the Elves screaming , as there blood dripped down the walls and off me. I was covered in machine elf blood the horror!. All my hard work. I started to cry. I'm still seriously upset a week later. What's worse was the clean up. I grabbed some cleaning spray and started to spray the stove. Then, "what, why does it spell like freebase dmt?" I looked at the spray bottle and it stayed " Alkali cleaning spray" I was freebasing the dmt soupthat was on the stove, the whole roomed reeked of dmt. It gave me a smell of what was not to be, Gods crewl joke. So i went back to my caapi. But wasnt able to finish it befor i left so had to leave it

so Mike is continuing the magic i started. And will send me some when its done. Caapi freebase is lovely even by its seft. Tho its meant to be added with dmt. Any way we drove down to Oklahoma to visit a mutual Cherekee friend friend of ours from another forum called Discord. But when we were leaving his car broke down and i spent 3 sleepless nights playing the Greyhound shuffle. Now im back in Texas, no dmt, no Caapi, 4 $ to my name i really hate when all my money and hard work goes down the drain. I even had to leave $150 worth of my extraction "Lab" gear in St Louis. But I gifted Mike with it and he has some knowledge of my magic so ill be giving him my supply sources and will talk him through the art of conjuring elves. Its feels good to teach some one else modern versiong of a 4000 year old art. But anyway as the drowning man crawls ashore a wave pulls him back out to see.....