My Embarrassing Moment

Let me set this up.

I'm terrified of spiders. I live against wetlands, full of spiders.

I have a hot tub on the second story deck it's right off our bedroom and the neighbors can see it. I installed a hook thinking I could hang bathing suits out there to dry.

Friends came over and we used the tub, I hung my suit out to dry and forgot it overnight. The next day I get a call that they are coming over, again, they'll bring the steaks and wine, we'll provide the salad, desert and hot tub.

Time to get in the tub I reach outside to get my cute one-piece suit (no, it didn't have a skirt. lol) and take it into the bathroom to get into it. I look in the mirror everything looked fine. I step out and I sashayed out to the tub.

Just as I get to the steps I look down and notice the frilly things on my chest are not hanging right so I move them and there it is the BIGGEST FUCKING SPIDER I've seen in quite some time!

Now I'm screaming and screaming I can't believe what I did next... I stripped right there, screaming, and was stamping my feet, while I was still screaming, just incase it was after me. Then I realized I was naked... in front of our best friends and my neighbors. I covered my private parts as much as possible and ran back into the house and all I could hear was laughter and applauses.

wish i was there.

Lol, thanks for the laugh! Great story!

We need a videotaped re-enactment or it didn't happen. Full nudity preferred. You can throw in a pole dance or two just for good measure.

If it had been a centipede and me? I would have ripped my skin off to get the damn thing away from me.

I have 7 eyewitnesses that are not letting go of this one.

Pics or it didn't happen......and I don't give a shit about pics of the spider.

Devildog93 said:

Pics or it didn't happen......and I don't give a shit about pics of the spider.

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damn he beat me to it

i fucking HATE spiders

I hate spiders also,,,Why hide your femine beauty,,,are you trying to tease?

Winter Woman said:

I have 7 eyewitnesses that are not letting go of this one.

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As well they shouldn't lady I was laughing out loud from just the story....Awesome

My oldest brother heard about it and has been hiding plastic spiders all over the house. The worse was when I found one of those plastic fuckers hanging from the inside of the shower curtain.

Damn girl. I am a guy and spiders will make me scream like a girl...
But clothing in a hot tub??? That is sacrilegious! We have an out door one, and with the work of water maintenance and chemicals to keep it balanced, it is NO CLOTHING. Shower and get in, no clothing detergent bubbles in my hot tub. You should try it during an Iowa winter. It may be snowing but near the 104 degree water, it is more like rain.

P.S. Our embarrassing moment was when we were in with a friend (during a cold winter night) and locked ourselves out of the house.
Good thing my wife is tiny. Had to lift her into an unlocked window so she could unlock the door...It was painful cold at that time.

Hot tubs are a no clothing zone where I'm from!! Wine steaks and nakedness what's better??

I saw a video on here of a guy who found a secret room under his house.
He went to scout it out as a possible future grow room, and when he saw a spider
he screamed like a girl! It was hilarious! The room turned-out to be an old cistern.

The spider was not free it was stuck to my chest it was starting a nest in my suit and it was on my chest and wasn't going anywhere and it was starting to move. The suit rolled down real easy and I just slid it over my hips. Put it this way I've been known to let go of the wheel of a car at 70 mph on a curve because of a spider, my brother says I change personality whenever I see a spider.

About a suit, I have one just for times when going buff doesn't work. What can I say, I'm a little shy, especially with that couple. Now everyone knows where my beauty mark is.

We alway's knew "women were not perfect",,,If your dick fell out then something is wrong.

That story is not nearly as funny as it is kinda erotic. Can you describe in more detail how you were naked? I'm less concerned about the spider, and more concerned about the warm water dripping off your naked body.. do tell..

Funny funny funny