im writing all these while im high, so some of them might only be ones that i think are awesome when im high and probably worth like 5 cents.
BTW most of these are movie or tv show ideas because when im high i feel like i could be a writer on SNL or something and make awesome sketch comedies.
lets do this shit
1.when pot becomes legal, make a pill company that makes THC pills that cure "boredness and Nothing-to-do-ism"
2.make a television company on channel 420 and have awesome stoner comedy movies and from 3-5 everyday am and pm, have awesome music to listen to when you're high.
3.make a cracker company and make the crackers in the shape of ducks and call them "quackers"
4.open a bakery called "top of the muffin to ya" and specialize in muffins/cupcakes. this idea might also land us a tv show on TLC ( OR ON CHANNEL 420!)
5. make a pun book filled with every pun known to man and have it sorted based on best time to use it. for example, someones mother passed away and you want to lighten up the mood, so you break out the book, open it to 'friends parent died' and BAM you just earned yourself some brownie points on that hot peice of ass cousin you got
6. take a fabreeze bottle, rip off the label and put a different label with a pot leaf on it and sell it as "weed odor eliminator"
7.make a new sitcom called "mr. awnsers" and have Jim Belushi as the main character be Kevin Windslow, a 45 year old father of 3 girls ages 5, 9, and 14. and the every show it would have the girls asking Kevin (their father) a question about life. but instead of awnsering the question, KEVIN FINDS A WAY TO AVOID IT!
-one scene from Mr.Awnsers-
Danielle (age 5): Daddy, whats "sex"?
studio audience laughs
Kevin: Ask me about that later honey..
studio audience laughs louder, and applaudes.(idk if thats spelt correctly)
8.make a cooking ware set called "Easy Baked" and it would have a hot plate, a mini fridge, and a toaster oven so people who want to cook with weedbut live with their family can make an awesome edibles set up outside in a tent or shed.
9.hire "BadKittySmiles" to make the ultimate stoner guide to edibles and in the back of the book, i could write reveiws of how each recipe feels, rate the recipies out of 10, and each hour, record how im feeling and the effects the recipies are giving me.
well im going to play ufc now, ill update this next time im high.
feel free to add to it.
BTW most of these are movie or tv show ideas because when im high i feel like i could be a writer on SNL or something and make awesome sketch comedies.
lets do this shit
1.when pot becomes legal, make a pill company that makes THC pills that cure "boredness and Nothing-to-do-ism"
2.make a television company on channel 420 and have awesome stoner comedy movies and from 3-5 everyday am and pm, have awesome music to listen to when you're high.
3.make a cracker company and make the crackers in the shape of ducks and call them "quackers"
4.open a bakery called "top of the muffin to ya" and specialize in muffins/cupcakes. this idea might also land us a tv show on TLC ( OR ON CHANNEL 420!)
5. make a pun book filled with every pun known to man and have it sorted based on best time to use it. for example, someones mother passed away and you want to lighten up the mood, so you break out the book, open it to 'friends parent died' and BAM you just earned yourself some brownie points on that hot peice of ass cousin you got
6. take a fabreeze bottle, rip off the label and put a different label with a pot leaf on it and sell it as "weed odor eliminator"
7.make a new sitcom called "mr. awnsers" and have Jim Belushi as the main character be Kevin Windslow, a 45 year old father of 3 girls ages 5, 9, and 14. and the every show it would have the girls asking Kevin (their father) a question about life. but instead of awnsering the question, KEVIN FINDS A WAY TO AVOID IT!
-one scene from Mr.Awnsers-
Danielle (age 5): Daddy, whats "sex"?
studio audience laughs
Kevin: Ask me about that later honey..
studio audience laughs louder, and applaudes.(idk if thats spelt correctly)
8.make a cooking ware set called "Easy Baked" and it would have a hot plate, a mini fridge, and a toaster oven so people who want to cook with weedbut live with their family can make an awesome edibles set up outside in a tent or shed.
9.hire "BadKittySmiles" to make the ultimate stoner guide to edibles and in the back of the book, i could write reveiws of how each recipe feels, rate the recipies out of 10, and each hour, record how im feeling and the effects the recipies are giving me.
well im going to play ufc now, ill update this next time im high.
feel free to add to it.
