Got off early from work around 10pm. Fried some catfish and watched the French open and just got the urge. I think it was the chick's in short skirts. I pulled my trusty BlackBerry out & started going at it on the couch. Then I hear a sound coming from the bed room, mind u she is 8 months pregnant and didn't have her contacts in. She came in living room and at first didn't notice me on the couch naked with my phone in my left hand and my meat In my right. She stopped and ask me what I'm doing and I was honest and said jacking off. All she could say was " I bet she doesn't look like me " LOL. She knows I like porn and shit i have caught her playing with herself before. Has this happened to any other smokers?????
My wife caught me jacking off!
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dannyboy602
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Pix or it never happened.
Your funny! Just take my word 4 it. LOL
abe supercro
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next time immediately destroy all evidence.
Will do.
Commander Strax
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you have a blackberry?
oldtimer54
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Join the club at least it wasn't your 6th grade math teacher !
LetsGetCritical
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is masturbating to autopsy google images a bad logic? or normal logic?
lol ok
Unclebaldrick
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That's sad.
bluntmassa1
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Never been caught I'm like a ninja. 
your shit
WeedFreak78
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So fried catfish and tennis turns you on huh..
Fluff Up
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or quick *nonchalant whistle*Never been caught I'm like a ninja.
I think Bill Hicks has the best line for being caught masturbating "Oh! Thank god you're here!", they'll either leave or finish you off w1ns all round
Indagrow
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Never been caught, I still keep the dream alive I will one day if I'm lucky
Been caught banging I'd say seven or so times, which confuses me besides a light whimpering I'm silent when I crank off, but when I bang it's wayyyy louder so im thinking these people want to walk in?
Been caught banging I'd say seven or so times, which confuses me besides a light whimpering I'm silent when I crank off, but when I bang it's wayyyy louder so im thinking these people want to walk in?
Yessica...
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This movie is ALL about jerking off. It's pretty good.