Need help stat

i was in the kitchen chopping up some jalapeno peppers when i suddenly had to piss real bad so i go in to the bathroom unzip, i pull my junk out and let er loose.... i finish , wash my hands and head back to the kitchen and start to cook................................................................................ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

turns out i should have washed my hands before i went to the bathroom because as i sit hear typing now i feel like my cock is on fire. i tried washin it, i worked up a good lather, rinsed off my member and than dried it and done it again...... didn't work................................................... plllleeeeaasssssse help me if you know what will stop the burn from a jalapeno

tags: penis on fire. LOL

Uh just smoke a bowl. The pain will dull

Metro420 said:

tags: penis on fire. LOL

Uh just smoke a bowl. The pain will dull

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will do............

haha!!!

thats soo funny !!

srry ... i kno ur pry i lots of pain!

just be thankful it was not a habenaro.. or even worse....

a ghost pepper!

skunkman98536 said:

haha!!!

thats soo funny !!

srry ... i kno ur pry i lots of pain!

just be thankful it was not a habenaro.. or even worse....

a ghost pepper!

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i thought it was startin to dull alil bit but now its fired up again is there no trick.... like stick it in a cold glass of milk or something???? i find it hard to belive im the only stoner who ever done this

hah - ur gonna love this - rubbing alcohol (isoproply)
it is the only thing that will wash the pepper oil
i'm a amateur chef and i know this works cause i got burned pretty bad myself

jeffchr said:

hah - ur gonna love this - rubbing alcohol (isoproply)
it is the only thing that will wash the pepper oil
i'm a amateur chef and i know this works cause i got burned pretty bad myself

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not sure i have any, kinda remember thinkin i need to buy some, will check...... got peroxide in a spray bottle im gonna try it. think ill just cap off the hole with my thumb..... after spraying down my hands first

tusseltussel said:

i thought it was startin to dull alil bit but now its fired up again is there no trick.... like stick it in a cold glass of milk or something???? i find it hard to belive im the only stoner who ever done this

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you gota stick it in peanut butter... then take it out... the put it back .. then take it out... and repeat. You're guaranteed to feel better

jfgordon1 said:

you gota stick it in peanut butter... then take it out... the put it back .. then take it out... and repeat. You're guaranteed to feel better

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lol no that would be a waste of food.... i guess i could donate it to a homeless shelter when im done...............



startin to feel muchbetter now........ been rubbin it with ice!

jeffchr said:

hah - ur gonna love this - rubbing alcohol (isoproply)
it is the only thing that will wash the pepper oil
i'm a amateur chef and i know this works cause i got burned pretty bad myself

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may i ask where you burnt yourself

Vinegar is known to nuetralize a lot of burns. Give it a try.

You need to shave your balls then dunk them in milk.