Need to buy a new cardigan for my penis...

Metasynth said:

Was thinking about something festive? I dunno, it may be a bit much for something I can only really pull off wearing for a few weeks out of the year. Any suggestions? Maybe something more versatile?

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Dougnsalem said:

Now that's a great idea! My family is always asking me for Christmas present ideas.

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Metasynth said:

I dunno about you, but dick warmer is at the top of MY list

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Dougnsalem said:

Sounds great to me, but I'm not so sure I'll ask Grandma to knit me up one.... Lol

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srh88 said:

Will she knit me one?

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Metasynth said:

Was thinking about something festive? I dunno, it may be a bit much for something I can only really pull off wearing for a few weeks out of the year. Any suggestions? Maybe something more versatile?

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DustyDuke said:

I think your penis deserves the super hero treatment. This will require 2 penis socks but with great power comes great responsibility.
Let’s just say you go down the corner store wearing your standard hoodie.
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Next thing you know that corner stores getting robbed!!! No time to fuck around you jump in the phone booth rip that hoodie off to reveal your true identity.
Super penis
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You save the day and those assholes are left gapping.
Bit much?
Maybe camo cocks
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They will never see your penis cuming

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DustyDuke said:

I think your penis deserves the super hero treatment. This will require 2 penis socks but with great power comes great responsibility.
Let’s just say you go down the corner store wearing your standard hoodie.
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Next thing you know that corner stores getting robbed!!! No time to fuck around you jump in the phone booth rip that hoodie off to reveal your true identity.
Super penis
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You save the day and those assholes are left gapping.
Bit much?
Maybe camo cocks
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They will never see your penis cuming

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ANC said:

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Metasynth said:

Bump

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