Not to bad...

green_machine_two9er

Well-Known Member

Nov 16, 2014

• #1

My ole lady parked her SUV on my foot yesterday.

Not as bad as I always imagined.

In case anybody was wondering.

 

roldgoldrlg

Well-Known Member

Nov 16, 2014

• #2

Classic. I don't know why, but this got me smiling

 

Dadioski

Well-Known Member

Nov 16, 2014

• #3

Ok cool, thanks for the heads up, so if given a choice of fingers in the car door or driving over foot we should take the later I'm assuming, sounds like.

 

KLITE

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Nov 16, 2014

• #4

I once had a fatr british chick step on my foot with a high heel, i have also had a car extremely slowly drive over my foot. I swear to god I prefered to have the car drive over my foot again ANY DAY over the fat bitch heel.

 

LetsGetCritical

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Nov 16, 2014

• #5

I had a standard bred harness racing horse stand on my bare foot at the beach once in front of the trainer and I pretended it didn't hurt but fuck me hurt more than my prince albert

 

lahadaextranjera

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Nov 16, 2014

• #6

An engine with a hoist fell over and nearly landed on my feet. I have never jumped so quick in my life.

My plates of meat (feet) are still fine!