Nothing like getting woken up to being pee'd on..

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Michael Phelps

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Man fucking fuck..

I got a great wake up present... My big ass dog peeing all over me.. Yeah thats right i woke up this morning to my dog peeing all over me and my bed.. What the fuck man...

Today fucking sucks..

Hate life..

Go smoke weed and crack... just kidding about the crack...


Man fuck today's going to be a long day!:clap:
 
Michael Phelps said:
Man fucking fuck..

I got a great wake up present... My big ass dog peeing all over me.. Yeah thats right i woke up this morning to my dog peeing all over me and my bed.. What the fuck man...

Today fucking sucks..

Hate life..

Go smoke weed and crack... just kidding about the crack...


Man fuck today's going to be a long day!:clap:
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LOL... it's all good bro its happened to me. And he was a doberman so it waslike niagara falls ;)

Needless to say i fucked my dog up at the time lool.. these days i wet up when i think bout him.
 
chusett said:
LOL... it's all good bro its happened to me. And he was a doberman so it waslike niagara falls ;)

Needless to say i fucked my dog up at the time lool.. these days i wet up when i think bout him.
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Yeah man i got an alaskin malamute so its the same thing, niagra falls haha..

I def made sure he knew i was boss, but still it fuckin sucks cause i was hella looking forward to sleeping in..



EDIT: RIP to your doverman man..
 
Michael Phelps said:
Yeah man i got an alaskin malamute so its the same thing, niagra falls haha..

I def made sure he knew i was boss, but still it fuckin sucks cause i was hella looking forward to sleeping in..



EDIT: RIP to your doverman man..
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lol dude is your dog relatively young? Puppyish? Just givent o you?

My guess is if this dog is even remotely housetrained.. then it was telling you to WAKE UP and let him the fuck out! lool.. my doberman got to the point that he would tell me so many things haha.. it gets to the point you learn to read each thing. From wanting water to going out to a treat.. to feeling ill and wanting to throw up.. As he got older he got mad smart.. like if he wanted to vomit cause he was sick he would have a certain whine to him and i knew to let him out and vomit in the yard LOL.

Just learn to read your dogs' signs.. and GL. Malamutes are smart dogs.
 
chusett said:
lol dude is your dog relatively young? Puppyish? Just givent o you?

My guess is if this dog is even remotely housetrained.. then it was telling you to WAKE UP and let him the fuck out! lool.. my doberman got to the point that he would tell me so many things haha.. it gets to the point you learn to read each thing. From wanting water to going out to a treat.. to feeling ill and wanting to throw up.. As he got older he got mad smart.. like if he wanted to vomit cause he was sick he would have a certain whine to him and i knew to let him out and vomit in the yard LOL.

Just learn to read your dogs' signs.. and GL. Malamutes are smart dogs.
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Yeah man he's only 6 months so he's still got a long way to go.. He hasnt pissed in the house for a couple months.. Normally he gets put outside all morning, but he was out all night so i let him in around 6 am and a couple hours later i got pee'd on.. Fuck it sucks cause i want to kill the little guy but i understand that he's young and probably had to piss way bad.. But still he fucking knew it was wrong when he was doing it..

Dang that crazy your dog had all those different sign's for different situation's, i hope my dog can pick up the same techniques..
 
This isn't quite as bad as the "Smokn dried period blood", but it ranks pretty well in the nasty department.
Once while I was sleeping :sleep:my wife changed our son in the bed (pee diaper), when his little worm got a shot of that cold air he pissed straight up in the air . . . and into my open mouth & face.
You might be able to imagine my surprise:cuss:
So I decided to let by gones be bygones and after he fell asleep just pissed in his crib .:clap:




Ok, that last part was made up, but I still like the idea.
 
^hahaha man GWN id love to smoke some herb with you.. You always just get me laughing my ass off.. Would +rep you but i must spread more before giving to you again.. Oh and btw that is worse then my story, hella shitty, hella bad wake up call haha..
 
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